Strip Club in Vegas Offers $1M Couples Package to Taylor & Travis

Wherever Taylor Swift plans to celebrate a Super Bowl victory by the Kansas Chiefs with her beau, tight end Travis Kelce, is known to only them and their handlers right now.

One place you can lay good money on not finding them is Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club. That’s because the Las Vegas strip club, located half a mile from Allegiant Stadium, has used the celebrity romance currently warming America’s heart to launch a self-serving campaign promoting services designed to warm other bodily areas.

The club has offered America’s favorite celebrity couple since Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley — hell, probably since Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio — a comped couples package that it claims is worth $1M.

“We are used to catering to A-list celebrities and athletes alike, so we can ensure their discretion will be met while partying inside our venue,” the club’s general manager, Brittany Rose, told TMZ.

Not in 1M Years

Even assuming a Chiefs win on February 11, which is still a big assumption, even though they won it last year and in 2020  — $1M is a dozen times less than Swift earns per concert, according to Forbes, and only $300K more than Kelce earns per NFL game.

Both 34-year-old icons earn that in real money, too, not in strip-club services valuated by the strip club itself.

While advertising comps to tourists inconvenienced by the MGM Resorts cyberattack may get a taker or two, this was an offer guaranteed to generate publicity while costing Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club nothing.

And this assessment didn’t even take into account how offensive the pair would likely find another advertisement from Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club, one currently running on its billboard: “NOW AUDITIONING SWIFTIES FOR THE BIG GAME 2024.”