Vital Vegas

Dumbass Attacks, Kidnaps Flamingo at Flamingo Casino, Stern Warning Given

March 09 2026 — 5 min read — 11 comments

In an act of almost unimaginable cruelty and stupidity, a tourist attacked several flamingos at Flamingo resort on the Las...

March 06 2026 — 4 min read — 7 comments

David Copperfield is ending his MGM Grand residency after 25 years, and while nobody involved is saying it's Jeffrey Epstein...

March 03 2026 — 3 min read — 8 comments

A new Mexican restaurant, Cantina Contramar, is coming to Fontainebleau. The restaurant opens March 28, 2026. Cantina Contramar is a...

March 03 2026 — 3 min read — 6 comments

Everybody knows Mirage's windows were created using 18-karat gold dust infused into the glass. It's one of the most-repeated "facts"...

March 02 2026 — 4 min read — 4 comments

Qantas, the airline we can all agree needs to buy a "u," will become the first airline to operate non-stop...

February 26 2026 — 2 min read — 7 comments

All right, we exaggerated to get your attention, but not by a lot. Ace Dragon Wok has closed at Treasure...