Our Very First Vital Sign

What’s not to love about signs? Big, small, real or made up, they are a constant source of amusement, and we hope to share them liberally here.

Here’s the very first of what we assume will be far too many “Vital Signs” from Las Vegas, courtesy of the Venetian.

self parking valet sign
This sign was recently voted “Best Oxymoron on The Strip” by this blog.