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Using Your Phone for Video Poker Strategy Could Be a Felony in Las Vegas Casinos

Using Your Phone for Video Poker Strategy Could Be a Felony in Las Vegas Casinos

It turns out we don't know everything, which is as shocking to you as it was to us. We're filing...
New Vegas Loop “Station” Announced and It’s Deeply Dumb

New Vegas Loop “Station” Announced and It’s Deeply Dumb

There are those who consider the Vegas Loop underground transportation system to be dumb. We are not one of those...
Neon Museum to Host Steve Wynn Event at Golden Nugget, That’s a Problem

Neon Museum to Host Steve Wynn Event at Golden Nugget, That’s a Problem

The Neon Museum will host "Reflections of The Mirage: A Conversation With Steve Wynn" at Golden Nugget on Oct. 22,...
Clueless Officials Approve Heart-Shaped Resort That’s Never, Ever Happening

Clueless Officials Approve Heart-Shaped Resort That’s Never, Ever Happening

Our elected officials are at it again! Clark County Commissioners have approved a heart-shaped resort despite the fact it's never,...
Virgin Sportsbook Employee Robs Workplace, Returns the Next Day for Arrest

Virgin Sportsbook Employee Robs Workplace, Returns the Next Day for Arrest

When the TV series "America's Dumbest Criminals" ended in 2000, it left a void in the marketplace for lawbreaker dumbassery....
Las Vegas Grand Prix Extension Through 2037 Spits in the Face of Las Vegas

Las Vegas Grand Prix Extension Through 2037 Spits in the Face of Las Vegas

Clark County officials and the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority (LVCVA) have agreed to an extension of F1's controversial...
Mystery Solved: Here’s Why the Ceiling of One Cosmopolitan Balcony is Painted Black

Mystery Solved: Here’s Why the Ceiling of One Cosmopolitan Balcony is Painted Black

It's the Las Vegas mystery you didn't know you needed. That is until our friend Chris Holmes posed a question...
Spirit Airlines Shuts Down, Desperate Strippers Scramble

Spirit Airlines Shuts Down, Desperate Strippers Scramble

Spirit Airlines officially shut down operations, including all flights at Las Vegas Harry Reid International Airport, effective May 2, 2026....
No, A $200 Million Kiss “Avatar Show” Isn’t Coming to Las Vegas

No, A $200 Million Kiss “Avatar Show” Isn’t Coming to Las Vegas

Oy. We cannot believe we have to address nonsense like this. We are very busy and important and as such...
Downtown Grand is in Receivership, Here’s the Scoop Behind the Scoop

Downtown Grand is in Receivership, Here’s the Scoop Behind the Scoop

When we broke the news Downtown Grand is in receivership, it came as no surprise to those who read our...
Las Vegas Company Helps Customers Spread Ashes of Loved Ones at Casinos

Las Vegas Company Helps Customers Spread Ashes of Loved Ones at Casinos

Many gamblers dream of having their remains scattered inside their favorite casino when they pass. Now, a Las Vegas company...
BREAKING: Las Vegas Review-Journal Accidentally Gives Credit for Original Reporting

BREAKING: Las Vegas Review-Journal Accidentally Gives Credit for Original Reporting

In an unprecedented lapse in standard operating procedure, the Las Vegas Review-Journal briefly credited Vital Vegas for a story first...
Flamingos Beat Crap Out of Tourist at Flamingo Las Vegas

Flamingos Beat Crap Out of Tourist at Flamingo Las Vegas

A group of typically docile flamingos violently attacked a Canadian tourist at Flamingo Las Vegas, resulting in injuries. According to...
Bally’s Corp. Offers Pop-Up Casino on Former Tropicana Site

Bally’s Corp. Offers Pop-Up Casino on Former Tropicana Site

It hasn't been publicized, but you can gamble at the Tropicana again! Sorta. There's a regulatory requirement that live gaming...

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