Casino Royale’s White Castle is Really Happy to See You

When the first White Castle in Las Vegas opened at Casino Royale, it caused quite a stir. And by “stir,” of course, we mean “riot.”

Fans of the restaurant’s tasty, square sliders-slash-laxatives lined up for hours and the Casino Royale outpost easily crushed the company’s single-day sales record for an opening day. In just 12 hours.

Since then, buzz about White Castle has died down a bit. We have, however, seen ads for the restaurant in local print publications, and one such ad caught our eye.

White Castle Las Vegas
Wait for it.

Yes, it’s true, this Las Vegas blog tends to see phallic objects where others may not, but seriously?

All we can say is, White Castle, if that’s happening for 24 hours, it might be time to contact a physician.