Vital Vegas Podcast, Ep. 75: “Opium” at Cosmo, Hard Rock, SLS and Copious Ire

It’s the podcast The Man doesn’t want you to hear!

Get ready to take part in intimate relations with the most exciting city on Earth, San Bernardino. Just kidding, it’s Vegas. Seriously, it’s right there in the name of the podcast.

Take a listen to our humble podcast for all the Vegas scoop we can squeeze into your ear holes.

We talk “Opium” at Cosmopolitan, sales of the Hard Rock and SLS, a rumored Strip location for Chick-fil-A as well as a playoff berth for our Las Vegas puckball team.

This is a photo related to the “Opium” thing, not the hockey thing. Please try and keep up.

Thanks to our pal, Erik Kabik, for the “Opium” photo.

This episode also features copious ire. Learn more about CNF charges (boo), nightclub venue fees (hiss) and triple zero roulette (WTF).

It should be noted Copious Ire would make a great band name.

While we’re at it, learn which casino company decided you can’t get a garnish in your comped cocktail anymore. Deep breaths.

We’ve got a metric ass-ton of scoop you simply won’t hear anywhere else. Unless somebody’s reading our blog posts or Tweets and repeating what they see. But, what are the odds of that happening?

The theme of this episode is, “Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.” Because, hey, Las Vegas could use a new slogan.

Push play, already.