15 Scary Good Halloween Costumes Inspired by Popular Slot Machines

We freely admit to having a serious character flaw: procrastination. Yes, it’s just the one and your insolence is duly noted.

Hence the predictable surge of panic leading up to Halloween. If you’ve experienced similar surges, we’re here to help! This year, we decided to solve the problem the most on-brand way we know how: by turning to slot machines. Casinos are packed with instantly recognizable characters, symbols and themes, many of which are the perfect inspiration for Halloween costumes.

Here are 15 Halloween costume ideas inspired by popular slot machines. If you don’t see your favorite slot featured here, get a different favorite slot because we are very busy and important and do not have time to cater to your entitled ass. Off we go!

1. Rich Little Piggies

You know them, you love them. The bigger they get, the closer you are to a jackpot (actual results may vary). Ditto Rich Little Hens, same idea, different barnyard animals.

Even if you haven’t played these games, you’ve probably seen them on the way to your dayclub or in-room porn taping or whatever our fellow youths are doing now other than gambling.

Slot manufacturers love them some hoofed ungulates.

2. Buffalo

Buffalo (and all its variations like Buffalo Gold) has a cult following, so a buffalo costume is likely to make you the most popular person at your local place to play.

3. Monopoly

Yes, the Monopoly man has a name, it’s Mr. Monopoly. He’s widely known as Rich Uncle Pennybags or Milburn Pennybags, which sort of sounds like a drug reference from the 1920s.

4. Mo’ Mummy

Mo’ Mummy is an absolute natural for a Halloween costume. All your casino friends will instantly recognize this guy, and will praise or curse you based upon their most recent results playing the game.

5. Huff N’ Puff

Group costumes are especially challenging, but Huff N’ Puff has you covered. This crew has the Big Bad Wolf and Three Little Pigs. Make a frenemy be the wolf so they have to buy those creepy contact lenses. Bonus: The wolf costume can be repurposed for next year’s Wolf Run costume.

Predator-prey relationships are an especially rich subject area in the context of casinos.

Casinos do not permit axes on the premises, but we appreciate your eye for detail.

6. Dragon Link

Here’s another great group costume. Yes, one could say some cultural appropriation is involved, but have you ever been inside a casino? If you don’t have friends, your panda costume can also serve as an homage to another popular slot, China Shores.

7. Frankenstein/Bride of Frankenstein

This couple’s costume is sort of a no-brainer. You might say an Abby Normal-brainer. For our fellow youths, please refer to “Young Frankenstein,” which is now 51 years old, JFC.

8. Top Dollar

There are new versions of this timeless classic, but we like the vintage version. The game features three reels, four offers and the sense to know that at 40 credits, you accept the offer, no matter what the machine recommends.

9. Shake Your Booty

Yes, it’s a real slot machine and no, it’s not particularly politically correct. It’s a slot machine, it doesn’t need your approval.

We are not making this up.

They don’t make ’em like they used to, and that might be for the best.

10. Megabucks

Megabucks is the granddaddy of all WAPs (wide area progressives). If your friends don’t immediately recognize the logo that inspired this costume, get new friends.

11. Lobstermania

Yes, it’s a lobster, but also seems to be a fisherman who, presumably, catches and kills lobsters. It’s best to not delve too deeply into slot machine lore.

Not only is Lucky Larry a traitor to his own kind, he smokes a pipe, which is repugnant.

Slot manufacturers need to stay away from the shrooms.

12. Texas Tea

This classic slot machine has stood the test of time and no self-respecting casino would be caught without oil tycoon Texas Ted and his armadillo from Amarillo.

Some context may be required.

There’s a chance you have no idea what we’re referring to. Nobody’s perfect.

13. Blazing 7s

There are few slot machine symbols more deeply woven into the zeitgeist of gambling than Blazing 7s.

14. Wheel of Fortune

Wheel of Fortune is one of the most successful slot machines in the history of slot machines. That’s because fortunes have been won and lost thanks to this enduring symbol of endless possibilities. Raise your hand if you can hear “Wheel…of…fortune” in your head right now.

15. Sea-Monkeys

While the kids can’t gamble yet, that doesn’t mean they can’t take part in a family-sized Halloween costume. They don’t have to understand the origin of Sea-Monkeys to dress like them.

If you aren’t familiar with IGT’s Sea-Monkeys slot machine, see below. It ranks among the most bizarre slot machine themes ever.

Sea-Monkeys are brine shrimp that became popular in the 1960s when inventor Harold von Braunhut began selling their eggs through comic book ads. When added to water, the shrimp would hatch and could live 2-3 months. People weren’t all that bright in the 1960s.

Slot machines have infinite variety, so that means they’re an unlimited source of inspiration for Halloween costumes.

The best costumes are the ones you can’t buy off the shelf or online. Beyond the idea, great costumes may also require sewing, painting, prop fabrication, mask-making, foam carving, tailoring, fabric dyeing, leatherworking, jewelry-making, wig styling, theatrical makeup, engineering and problem-solving skills, along with an ungodly amount of patience.

We have faith in your ingenuity, and if you whip up a gambling-inspired costume, make sure to share it and tag us on the Twitters, or post a link in the comments so we can fawn appropriately while subtly humblebragging that we inspired you to get off your butt and exert a little effort in creating the perfect Halloween costume this year.