How to Eat Free in Las Vegas, Every Single Time

By Scott Roeben, on September 09 2013
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Some Las Vegas restaurants can put a serious dent in your budget, so here’s a step-by-step way to eat free in Las Vegas, guaranteed.

Step 1: Go to the Heart Attack Grill

It’s downtown, near the new Slotzilla zipline ride.

Bonus: It's easy to remember the name of this Las Vegas restaurant.
Bonus: It’s easy to remember the name of this Las Vegas eatery.

Step 2: Weigh 350 Pounds or More

Just step on the weight scale outside the restaurant, and if you weigh 350 pounds or more, eat up, free of charge!

We're not kidding.
We’re not kidding.

Of course, there are other ways to eat free in Las Vegas (like gambling a lot and getting a casino comp), but this is the easiest we’ve found.

Also free at the Heart Attack Grill is the “entertainment.” Customers wear hospital garb (if you agree to accept a spanking from a sexy nurse, you get to keep your gown), and employees wheel out bloated customers in wheelchairs. Spanking nurse videos here.

Also amusing is the restaurant’s Octuple Bypass Burger, which the restaurant says holds the Guinness World Record for “Most Caloric Burger.”

Oh, and the signs are priceless.

We don't necessarily condone this, but it also doesn't mean we're not going to share it.
We don’t necessarily condone this, but it also doesn’t mean we’re not going to share it.

When you visit the Heart Attack Grill, a sense of humor is recommended to fully appreciate the tongue-in-cheek fun.

If you find the restaurant’s offbeat humor offensive, the Heart Attack Grill calls your outrage, and goes “all in” with this retort.

It's good to be proactive.
It’s good to be proactive.

Access to the Heart Attack Grill restaurant, downtown, has been made a tad more difficult lately, due to the construction of Slotzilla. A fenced-in construction area has caused some pedestrian congestion akin to a clogged artery, which is perfectly suited to the Heart Attack Grill, come to think of it.

Only in Vegas, baby!