Hash House A Go Go Restaurant Brings Big-Ass Portions to Rio Las Vegas

Rio Las Vegas has announced it will open a new Hash House A Go Go restaurant location in early 2014.

Hash House A Go Go
No, we did not do this entire blog post just to share this phallus-themed photo. Probably.

The new Hash House A Go Go will take over the space currently used by São Paulo Café, a restaurant no one has actually visited since 1994.

The São Paulo Café will remain in operation until the Hash House renovations begin in 2014.

Hash House A Go Go
Thankfully, not all the dishes at Hash House are obscene.

Here’s a handy floor plan of Rio Las Vegas so you’ll know exactly where to get your big-ass plates of food.

Rio Las Vegas map
Note: The new Hash House A Go Go probably won’t have a giant red arrow nearby.

Hash House A Go Go has several locations in Las Vegas (and beyond), including at The Quad, M Resort, downtown’s Plaza and a stand-alone location on West Sahara Avenue.

See the full Hash House A Go Go menu on the restaurant’s official site.

Hash House A Go Go
The big-ass hammered pork tenderloin sandwich.

The new Hash House A Go Go location will serve breakfast and brunch daily from 6:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m.

So, bust out those stretchy pants and brace yourself for the newest Hash House a Go Go restaurant in Las Vegas.