10 Utterly Pointless Photos of Las Vegas Performers With Gargantuan Foreheads

In our relentless pursuit of providing news of any real substance, we present 10 Las Vegas performers with incredibly massive foreheads.

1. Shania Twain, Caesars Palace

Trust, this is only the beginning of the pointlessness.
Trust us, this is only the beginning of the pointlessness.

2. Carrot Top, Luxor

Carrot Top puts on a great show, despite his excessive frontage.
Carrot Top puts on a great show, despite, you know.

3. Anthony Cools, Paris Las Vegas

See, you're still waiting for this to have a point. Sorry.
See, you’re still clinging to the hope this blog post will have a point. It won’t.

4. Blue Man, Monte Carlo

Now, we're a little freaked out.
Now, we’re a little freaked out.

5. Jeff Civillico, The Quad

Jeff Civillico is the only entertainer who will find all this funny.
Jeff Civillico is the only Las Vegas entertainer who will find this at all funny.

6. Holly Madison, Mom

She doesn't have a show at the moment, but give her time.
She doesn’t have a show at the moment, but give her time.

7. Penn Jillette

We're leaving Teller's forehead alone. He frightens us.
We’re leaving Teller’s forehead alone. He frightens us.

8/9. Frank Moreno, Stratosphere and Taylor Hicks, Paris Las Vegas

Talent doesn't preclude the giantness of one's noggin.
Talent doesn’t preclude the giantness of one’s noggin.

10. George Wallace, Flamingo Las Vegas

This is easily the dumbest blog post in the history of ever.
“I be thinkin’ this is easily the dumbest blog post in the history of ever.”

Hey, you kill time the way you kill time and we’ll kill time the way we kill time.