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Chances of a Lottery in Las Vegas Are Dead (Again)

Chances of a Lottery in Las Vegas Are Dead (Again)

In a town known for gambling, there's one kind that eludes Las Vegas: The lottery. You know, the kind like...
Cavalcade of Horseshit Marks A’s Latest Effort to Bamboozle Investors

Cavalcade of Horseshit Marks A’s Latest Effort to Bamboozle Investors

The A's, along with the team's partners in crime the LVCVA and Las Vegas Review-Journal, are at it again. The...
“Slot Machine Chair Rental” Could Be Next Casino Nuisance Fee, Per A.I.

“Slot Machine Chair Rental” Could Be Next Casino Nuisance Fee, Per A.I.

We talk to A.I. a lot. Maybe too much. During one of our chats, we asked ChatGPT what the next...
Wynn Resorts Nixes Fiola Mare Restaurant, Drama Abounds

Wynn Resorts Nixes Fiola Mare Restaurant, Drama Abounds

Plans to open Fiola Mare restaurant, from chef and restaurateur Fabio Trabocchi, have been called off at Wynn Las Vegas....
Worst Terrorist Ever Explodes Cybertruck at Trump Hotel in Las Vegas

Worst Terrorist Ever Explodes Cybertruck at Trump Hotel in Las Vegas

A truly terrible wannabe terrorist blew up a Tesla Cybertruck at the entrance to the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas...
Mayors Goodman “Honored” With Mortifying Statue and Nobody’s Talking About It

Mayors Goodman “Honored” With Mortifying Statue and Nobody’s Talking About It

Art is subjective, but a recently-unveiled statue "honoring" former Las Vegas mayors Oscar and Carolyn Goodman is objectively worse than...
Wheel of Fortune Slot Maker Sued in Dumbest Lawsuit, Ever

Wheel of Fortune Slot Maker Sued in Dumbest Lawsuit, Ever

We have seen some dumb lawsuits. One moron actually sued Venetian because a scorpion stung him in the testicle. We...
New Documents Confirm A’s Ballpark Financing is 110% Done Deal

New Documents Confirm A’s Ballpark Financing is 110% Done Deal

We hate being wrong, but new documents submitted to the Las Vegas Stadium Authority Board make it clear $1.75 billion...
Strip Headliner Mr. Piffles Goes to Great Dog Park in the Sky

Strip Headliner Mr. Piffles Goes to Great Dog Park in the Sky

If there's a heaven, we're pretty sure it's populated mainly with dogs. A beloved Chihuahua, Mr. Piffles, featured in Flamingo's...
Renderings Shared for LVXP Project That’s Never, Ever Happening

Renderings Shared for LVXP Project That’s Never, Ever Happening

Just when you thought the cavalcade of horseshit was finally over for the former Wet 'n Wild water park site...
Reality Check: 12 Things That Aren’t Happening With the A’s, Bally’s Corp. and Trop Site

Reality Check: 12 Things That Aren’t Happening With the A’s, Bally’s Corp. and Trop Site

On our recent podcast (yes, we have a podcast), we shared a list of "12 Things That Aren't Happening With...
Bally’s Corp. Submits Steaming Pile of Proposed WTF for Trop Site

Bally’s Corp. Submits Steaming Pile of Proposed WTF for Trop Site

The A's debacle in Las Vegas is moving full steam backward with the submission of a concept of a plan...
Here’s Our Perfunctory Story About the Tropicana Implosion

Here’s Our Perfunctory Story About the Tropicana Implosion

Oy, with the implosion show at Trop, already. Yes, we've been watching "Nobody Wants This" on Netflix. We've trying to figure...
Casinos Are Cracking Down on Slot “Vultures,” Reasons May Surprise You

Casinos Are Cracking Down on Slot “Vultures,” Reasons May Surprise You

We've written 3,049 stories for this blog and we finally, finally get to use a clickbaity headline! Very exciting. Technically,...

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