Vital Vegas

Virgin’s Caliche Hymen Broken by Elon’s Girthy Drill

May 29 2024 — 3 min read — 4 comments

Elon Musk's underground transportation system, the Vegas Loop, surfaced (technically, "porpoised") near Virgin Las Vegas on May 24, 2024. The...

May 28 2024 — 3 min read — 7 comments

This is so painful, we'll try and make it quick. Atomic Golf, a $75 million Topgolf knock-off at The Strat,...

May 28 2024 — 4 min read — 20 comments

The old girl is slowly fading away. Yes, Tropicana was female. Cancel us if you must, that's just a fact....

May 27 2024 — 3 min read — 19 comments

If you love casinos, you are sort of obligated to love casino carpets. Rio has begun installation of what can...

May 24 2024 — 2 min read — 16 comments

The list of Strip casinos with free parking looks like it's been in the pool, if you get our drift....

May 24 2024 — 2 min read — 11 comments

The world learned on March 15, 2024 about the looming closure of Margaritaville at Flamingo. The actual closing date has...