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Julian Serrano Tapas to Close at Aria

Julian Serrano Tapas to Close at Aria A longtime Strip restaurant, Julian Serrano Tapas, which we never visited because we are an uncultured bumpkin, will close at...

Treasure Island Rebrands Loyalty Program to Treasury Players Club

Treasure Island Rebrands Loyalty Program to Treasury Players Club Treasure Island (TI) has rolled out a "new" player loyalty program called Treasury Players Club. The shocker is the new...

Worst Terrorist Ever Explodes Cybertruck at Trump Hotel in Las Vegas

Worst Terrorist Ever Explodes Cybertruck at Trump Hotel in Las Vegas A truly terrible wannabe terrorist blew up a Tesla Cybertruck at the entrance to the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas...

MGM Grand to Close International Smoke, Whatever That Might Be

MGM Grand to Close International Smoke, Whatever That Might Be A restaurant we've never heard of despite being a self-proclaimed Las Vegas expert is closing at MGM Grand. International Smoke...

Debacle Update: A’s President Flees Sinking Ship, Bally’s Begs for Backers

Debacle Update: A’s President Flees Sinking Ship, Bally’s Begs for Backers The ongoing A's debacle continues debacling with news the team's president, Dave Kaval, is resigning. Or as our fellows youths...

Douchebag Defaces Vintage Golden Goose in Downtown Las Vegas

Douchebag Defaces Vintage Golden Goose in Downtown Las Vegas We are not one for drama or hyperbole, but whoever tagged downtown's iconic Golden Goose sign deserves castration by blowtorch....

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