Las Vegas is Getting a Netflix House

In the ongoing quest of Netflix to squeeze every possible cent out of its intellectual property, Las Vegas will get a Netflix House in 2027.

Netflix Bites opened at MGM Grand, eliciting a collective shrug. The reaction to the announcement of Netflix House has been about the same.

What’s a Netflix House? Curse you for asking because now we have to provide an answer, like we don’t have better things to do.

Netflix House is all your favorite Netflix things under one roof.

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A Netflix House is a collection of Netflix’s most popular shows and movies “brought to life.” You know, “first-of-their-kind immersive story-driven experiences.”

These venues will feature experiences inspired by brands like “Wednesday,” “Squid Game,” “One Piece,” “Stranger Things” and “Knives Out.”

Here’s more from the official announcement: “Imagine sweating it out in an exhilarating round of ‘Red Light, Green Light’ straight out of Squid Game, then suddenly, you’re in Hawkins, rescuing a few friends from the Demogorgon. Starring in your own adventure has made you hungry, but luckily, Netflix Bites has some delicious dishes inspired by your favorite shows and movies. You can top off the day with a round of mini-golf, and visit our shop to buy that ‘Hellfire Club’ T-shirt you’ve always wanted. Since each Netflix House regularly updates its offerings, you may have an entirely different adventure the next time you return.”

If anyone ever asks what ruined Las Vegas, you can just cut-and-paste that blurb as we did and text it to them. Also, sports, but mostly this crap.

Conveniently left out of the announcement was the fact people who lost that exhilarating round of “Red Light, Green Light” were murdered in cold blood. About 450 contestants were killed in just the first season of “Squid Games.”

The Demogorgon in “Stranger Things” killed Barbara Holland, a scientist from Hawkins National Laboratory, hunters Dale and Henry and numerous government agents and Hawkins residents. Worst of all, it murdered a deer.

“Wednesday”? So many murders at Nevermore Academy.

“Knives Out”? It’s a murder mystery. Murder. Plus, Daniel Craig’s terrible accent is ear murder.

“Bridgerton”? In season one, the head of the Featherington family, Lord Archibald Featherington, is murdered.

“Money Heist”? Murders and more murders.

“One Piece”? We don’t even know what that is, but according to the Internet, there were 5,124 total on-screen deaths in the series first season alone.

They shouldn’t call it Netflix House, they should call it “Netflix Murder House.” We dare you to try and find a popular Netflix show or movie where murder isn’t featured prominently. We’ll wait.

This is parody, but you can bet Netflix is having a meeting about this immersive experience right now.

Beyond all the murder nobody’s talking about, Netflix House will have diversions people are clamoring for like a movie theater, mini-golf, virtual reality games and “immersive story rooms.”

By 2027, some of these Netflix brands will be even longer in the tooth (“Stranger Things” debuted in 2016), but what could possibly go wrong?

Las Vegas is already awash in immersive experiences, so it will be interesting to see if Netflix House can distinguish itself through the strength of its brand clout. Netflix might dismember all expectations, execute this concept flawlessly, strangle all doubt, butcher the competition and, as the kids say, slay.