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Tell me, be honest with me son. On a scale 1-10, how mad are you? ;) AHHAAH ez ez ez, so ez for me. Stay mad yall old heads!
I am 15 and Y'all old heads are too ez for me.
If you are here, that means I live in y'all head rent-free! EZPZ!

Hilarious when the players at the table, complain about the lagging and freezing going on. Which is true. The hypocrisy of it is what, this is what each and every player at any and every table, does every time..........run out each and every second for every single decision.

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Since having written this, and invited some to read my profile. I have seen 3 -6 players change their ways (actually now, much much more), or rather, try to. Hard to unlearn being a calling station and a clocker/blocker,
ALSO, DRAW BETS, NUTZ CALLS. NOTICE THIS WHILE YOU WASTE TIME.
I have empathy for those who are learning, I am still learning. But when you waste my time. Its war. And the casualty is your chips that you seem to not want to part with. Even at the risk of using and losing mine to do so.....there is some pleasure in it. As those who tank out seem to relish tanking out. SO TIT for TAT people. ENJOY!
"PEOPLE WHO CAN'T, SHOULD NOT GET IN THE WAY OF THOSE WHO CAN!!"
"PEOPLE WHO CAN USE POKER CHIPS, PEOPLE WHO CAN'T
...CLOCK IT OUT!!"
You CAN'T YOU KANT.
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Since I have written this and befriended a few and also heard the talk at the table, I have to say this:
I give game, I mostly do not play all 2 cards, and I play my hand, and I raise pre, and I bluff (whether I fail or not is not the point).
But my character is strong, honest and good. I am direct and a straight forward person. What I DO NOT DO.......is cheat, steal or lie. BLUFFING IS PERMISSABLE IN POKER and the ability to do so or not, is up to you and you level of thinking and your game.
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For those who:
Call me a donkey. WHY? i do not play all 2 cards, all of you do. If I bluff or raise and play poker, do not LOL me. I am playing poker. You sit there hoping someone does not use chips, or wait till someone bets for you.
2ndly. Play POKER..If you make it bingo. I shall be more that happy to accommodate the situation.
And, i do show my bluffs, most of the time, or nutzz. Don't matter to me. If the person i beat is one that does not or others at the table who don't....then i realized i should not either, and i won't be.
Also, guy complimented me on a great bluff, huge pot, done at the RIVER. Then i showed. He said WOW, never seen that before.
And for those who call me a HE....I am ALL WOMAN.!
We all have decisions. I make mine. You do yours.
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Somewhat ludicrous when one weak player gives out a compliment to another weak player, as though they know what it was, or they appreciate the great poker skills exhibited to earn that pot. When all they either did was check call the nutz or tank out at the river to win high card or the one pair or...? Jokers here who cannot play yet one said, i need a new hobby, but all they do is accumulate chips by check calling the nutz, in every hand they play, and they do play every hand.
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I PROMISE YOU....I will bet and play my hand. But if it turns out to be yours or another opponents.......I can and will fold. But, if you bet my hand or your opponents........please do not whine and say NB when they shove on you, after all.....you were betting their hand all along.
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Don' t play and pay for 38 pre then pout if it didn't win.
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Remember Mrs. Kravitz in "BEWITCHED"? Well, for those who do not...she was a nosey/bizzybody neighbor who got into everything, needed to mind everyone elses affairs, not related to her. Well, as in life, there are those type of players who bet min. into every flop (nothing to do with their hand) then screw it up for the player who has it, or not. Well, you need to know who those players are too.
That is one reason I mostly do not play all hands...cuz then all call the 1bb and no one knows who has what, etc. This isn't about finding Waldo, and then surprise at the RIVER to find out you aren''t WALDO. THIS IS A SKILLED GAME OF CARDS. use chips to get info. not follow the leader, who has nothing. then bails when it is time to pay up.
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Hey you read that saying....If you ca'nt spot the sucker ....etc?
How about a better one. If you don't know who the strong or good players are at the table....learn to not play if they happen to not be betting your hand.
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YOUR TIK TOKKKKING SPEAKS VOLUMES, MORE THAT THE CHIPS YOU ARE TO BE USING TO GET INFORMATION. CLOCK SAYS LOTS.......OBSERVE!
Should learn and know and show the ability to simply FOLD, CHECK or CALL...
Tik Tokking (talking) speaks volumes. It is not a STYLE of PLAYING. Cuz unlike most here (85% of those here) do this. It not orginal, serves no purpose and is a waste of time.
That is why they use chips for POKER.....it should do the talking....not tokking.
When i use CHIPS to reraise a 2bb preflop.......there is a reason why....regardless of my 2 krap cards. Cuz you all call with krap cards and not most of you fold the 2 krap cards anyways.
So when AA waits for the 33 to raise pre and all the cards call. Hell yeah imma gonna raise pre with 39. ENJOY!
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A great poker conversation broke out, heard this before (HAHAHA). Here goes....one play chip poker pro, said to the other play chip poker pro with a kazillion chips at the low stakes table:
Talk was about +EV and -EV.....i found it quite comical. I haven't heard why they come to the low stake tables, clock out to not call ONEBB then raise pre to 2bb with 38 suited....then tank post flop. That is when i do the +++tank out.... prior to FOLDING. Wonder what part of the poker pro play chip book i be finding that information. Any ideas?
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someone just asked another someone..........how the hell you have 121 million chips after being here a year?
Well, for one thing they usually play at the low stakes tables. And they have other player raise and bet their hand. While al tanking you don't make observations and know who is how and how they play or the traits to see that are telling? REALLY?
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pssssstttttt..........just FYI.
There are other online games that use a deck of cards and have no risk, so that, you may then, tuck those chips away for safe keeping for emergencies, and not have to end up using it at a poker table that is a gambling game.
Just thought I would let you know there are other options where you can then not waste time so that other players don't take those precious chips that are required to be used in the game of POKER, be it play chips or real money. IT IS A GAMBLING GAME WITH RISK.
Also, you might try not play all 2 cards pre and then be obstinate with the clock cuz someone raised it to 2BB. It is rather insane. If those 2 cards might not "bingo" for that particular hand, then don't play all 2 any 2 if you are going to then prevent, obstruct and continually VIOLATE the POKER RULES set forth by REPLAY.
Though they do not enforce it. There is an actual real reason for it. STOP BEING DISPLAYING POUTY, POOR SPORTSMANSHIP.. LEARN THE GAME. KNOW TO SIMPLY FOLD. YOU RISK 2 BB TO THEN LOSE 20K. THIS IS A GAME OF INTELLECT. IT IS LUCK, BUT HOW YOU USE SKILL IS THE TEST.
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Here's a funny quip of my own...."Seat Occupied....Mind Vacant (or better yet)/ Unoccupied" cute huh?
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ain't nutting wrong with going slow and keeping it nice and small.........enjoy your tanking and tik tokking.

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THAT SAYING....GIVE ACTION TO GIVE ACTION?! WELL, IF YOU TANK ALL THE TIME PRE....AND IN HANDS....PROMISE I WON'T BE GIVING...I JUST WASTE THE TIME OUT, POKER STYLE. SEEMS FAIR.
THE REASON REPLAY HAS THAT RULE IS FOR A REASON. THOUGH THEY DO NOT UPHOLD IT. SO....THAT BEING SAID, I NOW HAVE A NEW METHOD/STYLE OF HELPING THE NUTZ KEEP THEIR WINNINGS TO A MINIMUM, SINCE WHEN IT IS NOT THEIR POT OF WINNINGS THEY GO FAST.

I NOW AM TANKING ALONG WITH ALL THAT DO NOT HAVE THE GOODS, SO THAT ALL ARE IN FEAR NOT KNOWING WHO HAS IT....THOUGH IT IS PRETTY EVIDENT, THEY USE CHIPS AND NOT WASTE TIME.
THIS NEW METHOD IS WORKING WONDERS....COME TO MY TABLE AND ENJOY WASTING TIME, WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THAT LITTLE POT OF CHIPS.
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APPARENTLY BETTING ONE BB IS SKILL BETTING AND BET SIZING. OH, AND DON'T FORGET ADD SOME WASTED TIME INBETWEEN PLACING THAT ONE BB BET or CALLING. THAT IS SKILL.
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Someone with the right to type just said....THEY (REPLAY) MAKES US PLAY EVERY 2 CARDS....really? It is not freewill and your decision? You all play all hands all 2 cards every time. I am damn near the only one who does not, while all the raisers with nothing keep playing and running out the clock,
The problem at the table is that no one can actually play poker. How often do you FOLD? Never! Your choice, not REPLAYs when the river or turn is not in your favor. Simply fold, stop wasting time preventing the hands from playing! If you wanna suk out, if i am in the hand....gonna cost yer for the risk factor associated with gambling.
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Apparently, it is replay poker's fault when there are bad beats.
Like 888 winning on the flop when AT and AK each make one pair. It is not the lack of skill of those players who lost and how they understand bets and how to play.

Cus apparently this free site is supposed to provide to you for FREE. How do you think they generate income to give the FREE play chip poker site?
This is a business. They have children and families. This is not a Non for Profit Poker Site.. It costs them money to keep this going.
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NOTHING WORSE THAN PEOPLE WITH MILLIONS OF CHIPS COMING TO THE LOW STAKES TABLE AND CLOCKING IT OUT TO CALL ONE BB PRE, POST, TURN AND RIVER. TO THEN NOT PLAY OR NOT CALL.
WHAT IS THE POINT. AND WHEN THESE INDIVIDUALS DO THAT AT THE TABLE, I TOO SHALL BE DOING THEIR GAME STYLE, WHICH IS APPARENTLY PERMISSABLE BY REPLAY AND THEIR POKER RULES.
SO PLEASE DO NOT ZZZZZZZZZZZZ ME AND CALL ME OUT ON THAT. TELL THEM AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHEN I DO THE SAME.
EVERY BET HERE IS ONE BB, SO WHAT IS THE DELAY AND POINT OF RUNNING THE CLOCK OUT TO THE CALL THE ALWAYS BET OF ONE BB? AND ALL CALL THE ONE BB. FOR EVERY BET IS ONE BB, UNLESS OF COURSE THE HIGH BANKROLL PLAYER OR NUTZ DECIDES IT IS IN THEIR BEST INTEREST TO NOT HOLD UP THE GAME AND PREFERS USING CHIPS OPPOSED TO WASTING TIME TO NOT CALL OR FOLD. JUST CONTINUAL WASTE OF TIME FOR ALL HANDS, EVERY DAMN TIME. NOTHING SURPRISING OR NEW.
THE OTHER RIDICULOUS SITUATION IS WHEN THERE ARE THAT ONE OR TWO WHO ALWAYS BLOCK AND CLOCK OUT, WHEN THEY HAVE NOTHING. BUT YET, WHEN THEY HAVE THE HAND AND BET BIG, YOU ALL JUST CALL AND PAY THEM OFF. ABSOLUTELY INSANE. NO THINKING TAKES PLACE, AND THAT THEY AREN'T HOLDING UP OTHERS WITH THEIR NUTX, WHEN IT IS THEIR NUTZ YOU ALL JUST GO ALONG.
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THE FUNNIEST THING THAT HAPPENS HERE IS WHEN A FELLLOW FRIEND SAYS NH OR WP (WELL PLAYED) TO SOMEONE WHO WON, AND ALL THEY DID WAS CALL.
THEY ACTUALLY DIDN'T EARN THE PLAY NOR PLAYED IT, THEY JUST CALLED. THAT'S ALL THEY DO, SIT AND TANK OUT AND CALL THE NUTZ, OR BLOCK IT.
THAT IS NOT PLAYING POKER. HOW ABOUT YOU PLAY YOUR OWN HAND AND STOP HAVING OTHERS "DO" YOUR POKER. EARN YOUR HAND.
WHAT IS MISSING HERE, WITH PLAY CHIPS, IS RESPECT FOR THE PLAYERS AT THE TABLE YOU SIT AT. WHEN YOU TANK AND THEY WANNA PLAY A HAND (YOUR NUTZ), PLEASE DO NOT EXPECT ME TO ACCOMODATE YOU IN A HURRY, LIKE YOU, I SHALL TANK IT OUT.
IF IT IS OK FOR YOU TO CONTINUALLY DO THEN IT HAS TO BE OK FOR OTHERS TO DO THAT TO YOU. SO, FOLLOW THE RULES SET BY REPLAY...MAN UP AND PLAY POKER. GO NAP WHILE READING A BOOK NOT WHILE YOU'RE IN A POKER HAND WITH 8 PLAYERS WAITING ON YOU.
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"SOME LEFT BECAUSE OF YOU, I STAYED INSPITE OF YOU!!"
EVERY HAND IS PRETENTIOUS THINKING THAT ALL 9 PLAYERS NEED TO PERFORM TO THEN PRETEND THINK TO NOT PLAY TO SIMPLY CALL ONE BB PREFLOP....AND EVERY CONSEQUENTIAL FLOP, TURN AND RIVER...ALL TO THEN THEN CALL JUST ONE BB THROUGHOUT THE HAND. THIS HAPPENS TO ALL HANDS. UNLESS OF COURSE, THEY HIT NUTZ THEN IT MOVES FAST AND CHIPS GET USED, INSTEAD OF TIME BEING WASTED. AS THE COUNTDOWN AND BS CONTINUES. NOT ONE HAND IS PLAYED ANY DIFFERENT.
CHIPS ARE WHAT IS USED TO SPEAK YOUR HAND, NOT A CLOCK TO BE A TOTAL WASTE OF OTHER PEOPLES TIME.
THIS IS NOT TOLERATED WITH REAL MONEY AT POKER TABLES, WITH POKER CHIPS THAT ARE IN A PLAY ATMOSPHERE, IT IS INSANITY TO BE SO SELFISH AND UNSKILLED. IF YOU CANNOT WITH OR PLAY A HAND, WHY WOULD YOU TELL EVERYONE THAT IS WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU DO NOT HAVE.
HERE IT IS EITHER BLOCK OR TRAP. LEARN THE GAME.
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JUST FYI. AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, MY CHAT HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY DISABLED. IF SOMEONE SAYS, THOUGH RARELY, NH....I AM NOT BEING RUDE IN NOT SAYING ty. THANK YOU...I APPRECIATE IT. THERE ARE A LOT OF REALLY GOOD PLAYERS HERE. SADLY, THEY GET LOST IN THE CHAOS OF TANKING AND THE BETTING METHOD UTILIZED HERE...2BB PER PLAYER OR TIME (in lieu of chips). TO THOSE THAT I LOVE WATCHING, GOOD GAME AND GOOD POKER...I LOVE YOUR BET SIZING. AND THE LOGIC YOU USE TO KNOW WHY TO FOLD.

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ALSO, RIGHTLY SO, REPLAY HAD DELETED THE CONTENT THAT WAS NOT TO THEIR RULES AND STANDARDS. THUS...BELOW IS WHAT THEY DEEMED FIT. THOUGH I DISAGREE WITH OTHER POKER CONTENT THAT WAS AND IS APPLICABLE, LESS THE HUMOR OR SARCASM/ANALOGIES. BUT NOT ALL OF THAT EITHER.
I WILL TRY TO JUST PLAY POKER, IT IS WHY I AM HERE. LIKE I SAID BEFORE, TYPING DURING POKER ISN'T ME FOCUSING ON MY POKER OR HOW TO WORK ON MY SKILLS AT POKER. IT IS JUST ME MASTERING BEING A RUDE PERSON. NOT MY THING.............THOSE THAT TIME OUT...ARE A TROLL AS WELL. I AM NOT A TROLL. I JUST CANNOT SHUT MY MOUTH ABOUT IT. IT IS WRONG. AND TECHNICALLY, IT IS ALSO BREAKING REPLAY POKERS RULES. REPEAT OFFENDERS WHO CONSISTENTLY DISRUPT THE FLOW OF THE GAME, ETC. ETC. ETC. RIGHT!
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**IF MY OPPONENT/S WISHES TO USE A CLOCK TO PLAY HIS/HER HAND OF POKER, EVERY ROUND OR AS NEEDED...I WILL USE CHIPS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. THAT IS THE SKILL I AM DEVELOPING. YOU?

ALSO, PER MY EMAIL WITH REPLAY, I AM TO REPORT THOSE WHO BREAK THE RULE. LET'S SEE IF THEY ENFORCE THE RULE.
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APPROVED BY REPLAY POKER..................................
MAJOR WASTING OF TIME ISN'T MY THING. STANDING IN LINE TO BUY ON BLACK FRIDAY TO SAVE 5 BUCKS, YOU CAN GUESS....I WILL NOT BE THERE! NOPE... OTHERTHAN IF I WERE INTERESTED, I WOULD GET THE BUSINESS MEMBERSHIP. DIFFERENT PRIVILEGES. I DETEST OTHERS WASTING MY TIME. IF I WANT TO WASTE TIME, IT IS BY MY CHOOSING.
THE OTHER ASPECT IN POKER ABOUT IT, OTHER THAN WHAT I HAVE STATED BELOW (THEY DELETED THE CONTENT THIS REFERS TO). IT IS ALMOST LIKE ANGLING. IT IS SHADY, IT IS CONNIVING. THOUGH ALL OK TO BE DUPLICITOUS IN POKER. BUT YOU HONESTLY, DO NOT NEED A CLOCK TO DO IT WITH. YOU GOT or YOU DON'T. AND IF YOU HAVE TO USE CHIPS TO GET THERE, THAT IS THE GAMBLE.
I USE MY CHIPS BY RAISING OR SEE HOW MUCH SOMEONE ELSE BETS TO FIGURE OUT WHO IS WHO, AND WHO GOT WHAT. IF I REALIZE WHO IS THE NUTZ PLAYING IT SLOW..........I FLEE THE SCENE ONCE I GET MY INFORMATION USING CHIPS. THAT IS THE PURPOSE OF BET SIZING. NOT TO ONLY BUILD BANK FOR NUTZ.
ONCE, I WON'T JOIN THE CONTRIBUTION BASKET AT FLOP IF IT ISN'T TOWARDS MY HAND OR IF I NEED TO PARTAKE IN THE CONTRIBUTION TO SEE WHAT I NEED TO SEE OR FIND OUT. COUNT ME OUT!!
IF YOU GUYS WANNA SAVE YOUR CHIPS. HOW ABOUT YOUZE NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THE FLOP WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING THERE. MIGHT THEN BE WISE TO NOT WASTE TIME PRE FLOP TO HOLD ON TIGHT TO 1 BB FOR 30 SECONDS. TO THEN LOSE AT THE RIVER CUZ THE NUTZ HAD IT AT THE FLOP AND YOU GAVE UP MORE THAN THE 1 EXTRA BB WITH RESISTANCE, HOLLERING AND A HAMMERING.

i copy and pasted from pgirl023. Stay mad old heads!!! yall too ez and cant touch me!!!!!


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