Happy pokering, everyone! (unless you're one of those rude folks who are full of it)

~ Officially the world's WORST heads-up player, if you want free chips and see me in heads-up come get 'em

~ Sapphire Best 7 Champ Feb 22/25 (8 events)

~ Hold'em MTT Medium Feb '25 ~ 8th

Tournaments Won ~ Diamond ~ Time to Repay ~ North Sea Race

Tournaments Won ~ Emerald ~ No More Sorrow ~ PKO Under the Gun

Tournaments Won ~ Sapphire ~ Never Been Better

Tournaments Won ~ Ruby ~ Rapid River ~ Texas Rally ~ World of Antes ~ Blistering Heat ~ Hold'em Arena

Tournaments Won ~ Regional ~ European Travellers (20k) ~ Asian Showdown (7.5k)

Tournaments Won ~ 500k ~ Big Bank Theory (Heavyweight KO)

Tournaments Won ~ 5k ~ Roller Coaster

Tournaments Won ~ 2k ~ Turn Around

Tournaments Won ~ Astral 9 ~ Pegasus, Andromeda, Ursa Major, Ursa Minor, Orion

Tournaments Won ~ Astral 6 ~ Pegasus, Andromeda, Ursa Major, Ursa Minor, Orion

Tournaments Won ~ SnG ~ Regular (9) 500 ~ 6-Max 250k, 1k, 500 ~ 3-Max Turbo 50k, 25k, 10k, 5k, 2.5k, 1k, 500 ~ Knockout SnG (6) 5k, Knockout SnG (9) 1k

Tournaments Won ~ Promotions ~ April Foolroll (Apr 6/25) ~ Step to 1 Million (all 4 steps including all 4 in a row) ~ Halloween Harvest SnG (2.5k) ~ Summer Sprint

Tournaments Won ~ Special ~ League's Invitational Open (Player Appreciation) (5k)

Tournaments Won ~ Freeroll ~ 100K Community Freeroll (field of 78/Satellite) ~ 100K Free Satellite (field of 167) ~ 100K Replay Rookie Freeroll (including 4 straight wins)

Bust the Staff ~ Mar '25 (8th/578) / 11 bust outs (including FizzyMint) ~ Apr '25 (17th/559) / 1 bust out ~ Jul '25 (11th/602) / 6 bust outs

Other Notable Results ~ Phil's Memory Gathering Mar 23/25 (2nd/66)

Remember folks, TT - unfoldable. ; )