2024 RPOS High-Roller Series Player of the Year
2024 Nordic Warriors Omaha Hi-Lo Champion (Q3)
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PROGRESS:
January '24 - 300k chips
February '24 - 100M chips
March '24 - 200M chips
April '24 - 300M chips
May '24 - 400M chips
June '24 - 500M chips
July '24 - 600M chips, Top 199 rank :)
July 29, 2024 - 700M chips, Top 175 rank :D
August 17, 2024 - 800M chips, Top 150 rank ^_^
September 11, 2024 - 900M chips :o
Bird-Shaped Cliff
BY DEAN YOUNG
Sometimes I think about climbing
a telephone pole but then what?
Telephone poles now have almost nothing
to do with telephones but I liked
how a curly cord went into the receiver
then a sturdier black wire went into the wall
through the wall out to a pole then
miles and miles of wire pole wire pole
sometimes underground underwater to
whomever you needed who’d dry her hands
thinking Gosh now what or Thank heavens
or Oh no then say Hello as a question
or a lie then the intimate negotiations
and sorry confessions and flat jokes
would take word form from excited electrons
moving through the wire and sometimes
a cowboy would suddenly gallop to town
through dust and cactus Yup a storm’s
a-coming to call someone but the fates
always intend so the cowboy must listen
for the rest of his days to the phone
make a funny insect-performing-Beckett
sound until the operator comes on and says,
Sorry but that calling area's been hit
by the blast and the cowboy thinks,
What blast? What blast? riding off
into the moonlessly blue chaparral.
Reward good play and behavior