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Gambling is fun. We even know people who think gambling is more fun than a lap dance. These people are what’s known as either “gambling addicts” or “people who don’t particularly have a clue.”<\/p>\n

As much as gambling is, there are two games in Las Vegas casinos that should trigger an immediate flight response, keno and the Big Six wheel. Here’s why.<\/p>\n

Keno comes from a French word, “quine” (pronounced “keen”), which means “five winning numbers.” An alternate definition of “quine” might also be “What in the hell are you thinking?”<\/p>\n

That’s because keno has the worst odds in the casino, with a house edge of 25%. That’s spectacularly awful, even to the math-challenged, like this blog.<\/p>\n

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An anagram for “play keno” is “yank pole.” We are not kidding.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

So, unless you are looking for a way to rid yourself of all that pesky currency in your pockets, avoid keno at all costs.<\/p>\n

Big Six wheels, also called the “Wheel of Fortune,” are often placed at the front door of a casino, out where the newbie gamblers can see them. That’s because the house edge is huge, and casinos (the aforementioned “house”) tend to love when that happens.<\/p>\n

Depending upon the number you’re betting on, the house edge on the Big Six wheel can range from a terrible 11% to an appalling 24%.<\/p>\n

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If you insist upon playing the Big Six wheel, ask the pit boss if the casino will comp you some lube. You’ll need it. And not in a good way.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Just do yourself a favor and walk right by any Big Six wheel, even if a scantily-clad woman with lots of cleavage is serving as a dealer. It’s a trap. Or, should we say, they’re a trap.<\/p>\n

Find yourself a game with better odds, like blackjack, craps or baccarat, and make your money last. You’ll need it for that lap dance.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gambling is fun. We even know people who think gambling is more fun than a lap dance. These people are what’s known as either “gambling addicts” or “people who don’t particularly have a clue.” As much as gambling is, there are two games in Las Vegas casinos that should trigger an immediate flight response, keno […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,23,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gambling","category-vegas","category-las-vegas-casinos"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nTwo Games You Should Flee in Las Vegas Casinos | Vital Vegas<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"There are two games in Las Vegas casinos that should evoke an immediate flight response, keno and the Big Six wheel. 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