{"id":6462,"date":"2014-02-09T00:32:47","date_gmt":"2014-02-09T07:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=6462"},"modified":"2014-02-09T03:55:23","modified_gmt":"2014-02-09T10:55:23","slug":"six-las-vegas-headstones-wed-like-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/six-las-vegas-headstones-wed-like-see\/","title":{"rendered":"Six Las Vegas Headstones We’d Like to See"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The end comes to us all, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun on the way out. Here are some Las Vegas-inspired headstone epitaphs we’d like to see.<\/p>\n

\"Las<\/a>
We’d rather die than play the “dark side.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

It might take you a minute to get into the spirit of this blog post. We’ll wait.<\/p>\n

\"Las<\/a>
Somebody had to say it.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Honestly, the timeshare salespeople situation in Vegas is becoming grave. Thank you, and try the veal.<\/p>\n

\"SkyVue<\/a>
SkyVue is that other (alleged) observation wheel.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Next up, a headstone addressing an unfortunate urban myth.<\/p>\n

\"Roy<\/a>
Siegfried, too, thanks.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Siegfried and Roy are still in Las Vegas, making public appearances<\/a> and winning over new fans.<\/p>\n

\"Las<\/a>
The Las Vegas Club is pretty dead, too, come to think of it.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Last but not least, a true Vegas moment.<\/p>\n

\"Las<\/a>
Define “lucky.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Have anything special in mind when you shuffle off this mortal coil? Although we trust you won’t be doing any shuffling for a long, long time.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The end comes to us all, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun on the way out. Here are some Las Vegas-inspired headstone epitaphs we’d like to see. It might take you a minute to get into the spirit of this blog post. We’ll wait. 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