{"id":6021,"date":"2014-01-22T02:01:19","date_gmt":"2014-01-22T09:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=6021"},"modified":"2020-01-02T10:21:33","modified_gmt":"2020-01-02T18:21:33","slug":"eight-memorable-phallic-objects-las-vegas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/eight-memorable-phallic-objects-las-vegas\/","title":{"rendered":"Eight Memorable Phallic Objects in Las Vegas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

When you arrive in Las Vegas, notice how the town always seems happy to see you? There’s a reason for that!<\/p>\n

Sin City is pulsing with phallic objects, and we’ve collected eight of the most memorable here.<\/p>\n

1. Eiffel Tower at Paris Las Vegas<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Eiffel Tower replica at Paris Las Vegas was erected in 1999.<\/p>\n

\"Eiffel<\/a>
The Eiffel Tower at Paris is 541 feet tall. Although it might be exaggerating to impress its friends.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2. New York-New York’s Chrysler Building<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Chrysler Building at New York-New York Las Vegas is 40 stories tall and bulging with wonderful memories for New Yorkers.<\/p>\n

\"New<\/a>
You’d have to be a jerk not to see the resemblance.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

3. The Stratosphere<\/strong><\/p>\n

Not only does The Stratosphere provide an incredible view, it’s got a staff that’s hard to beat.<\/p>\n

\"Stratosphere\"<\/a>
The Stratosphere tower rises to 1,149 feet, but tends to shrink slightly in cold weather.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

4. The Linq’s Digital Marquee<\/strong><\/p>\n

The digital marquee at The Linq, a new shopping and entertainment district, is long, thin and exploding with excitement.<\/p>\n

\"The<\/a>
The Linq hopes to deeply penetrate the shopping market on the Las Vegas Strip.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

5. Luxor Obelisk<\/strong><\/p>\n

You’d be hard-pressed to find another landmark on the south Strip as blush-inducing as this obelisk at Luxor Las Vegas.<\/p>\n

\"Luxor<\/a>
We always get so pumped when we this this obelisk!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

6. Venetian Bell Tower<\/strong><\/p>\n

When the Venetian’s replica of the Piazza San Marco’s bell tower went up in 1999, it was a seminal moment in Las Vegas history.<\/p>\n

\"Venetian<\/a>
If you don’t think this is satisfying, you’re nuts.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

7. Bellagio’s Rock Crystal Obelisk
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

While the displays at the Bellagio’s Conservatory & Botanical Gardens change with the seasons, this 18-foot-tall, two ton obelisk is a constant source of joy and luck for everyone, even working stiffs.<\/p>\n

\"Bellagio<\/a>
You can view this sculpture whether you’re in the casino’s player’s club or not. That’s right, no need to be a member.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

8. Mastro’s Ocean Club at Crystals<\/strong><\/p>\n

We’re engorged with pride to share the granddaddy of all the phallic objects in Las Vegas, Mastro’s Ocean Club restaurant at Crystals mall inside CityCenter. Our recommendation: Try the bone-in ribeye.<\/p>\n

\"Mastro's<\/a>
Mastro’s Ocean Club always appreciates its customers’ business and hopes they’ll come again!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Bonus phallic object in Las Vegas: “Hoto” at the Shops at Crystals.<\/p>\n

\"Hoto
How does this sculpture not vibrate?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Have we missed anything?<\/p>\n

Hopefully, this list hasn’t rubbed you the wrong way, or left you feeling shafted, and we’re open to any other suggestions you’d care to thrust at us.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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