{"id":5054,"date":"2013-12-19T03:30:21","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T10:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=5054"},"modified":"2013-12-19T05:19:48","modified_gmt":"2013-12-19T12:19:48","slug":"dont-guy-las-vegas-especially-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/dont-guy-las-vegas-especially-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Be That Guy in Las Vegas, Especially at Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For today&#8217;s installment of &#8220;Don&#8217;t Be That Guy in Las Vegas,&#8221; we take a short drive from The Strip to M Resort, one of our favorite places to play and dine and cavort.<\/p>\n<p>M Resort is the only resort in Las Vegas, that we know of, that&#8217;s gone full baby Jesus for the holidays.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5056\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5056\" style=\"width: 800px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/m_resort_nativity1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5056 \" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" alt=\"Nativity scene M Resort\" src=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/m_resort_nativity1.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/m_resort_nativity1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/m_resort_nativity1-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/m_resort_nativity1-624x415.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5056\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Some believe the star that led the wise men to Bethlehem was a metaphor. Unfortunately, it&#8217;s difficult to top a Christmas tree with a metaphor, so a star it is!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Opinions about religion, or the idea of nativity scenes inside casinos, aside, please don&#8217;t be the guy that tosses money at baby Jesus for good luck.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5057\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5057\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/m_resort_nativity2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5057 \" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" alt=\"Baby Jesus Las Vegas.\" src=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/m_resort_nativity2.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/m_resort_nativity2.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/m_resort_nativity2-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5057\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bro, do you see a pole? No. Keep your dollar in your pocket.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Baby Jesus isn&#8217;t one of those waving cats, or a fountain, or some kind of wishing well. Take your money and give it to charity. Our two cents.<\/p>\n<p>In marginally-related news, the M Resort&#8217;s 44-foot-tall sign looks amazing during the holidays, and it&#8217;s animated, too.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5096\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5096\" style=\"width: 800px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/m_resort_sign_holidays1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5096 \" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" alt=\"M Resort holidays\" src=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/m_resort_sign_holidays1.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/m_resort_sign_holidays1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/m_resort_sign_holidays1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/m_resort_sign_holidays1-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5096\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Who wants to lick it? You go first!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For today&#8217;s installment of &#8220;Don&#8217;t Be That Guy in Las Vegas,&#8221; we take a short drive from The Strip to M Resort, one of our favorite places to play and dine and cavort. M Resort is the only resort in Las Vegas, that we know of, that&#8217;s gone full baby Jesus for the holidays. 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