{"id":46481,"date":"2026-02-26T19:21:45","date_gmt":"2026-02-27T03:21:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=46481"},"modified":"2026-02-26T19:32:52","modified_gmt":"2026-02-27T03:32:52","slug":"ace-dragon-wok-quietly-closes-at-ti-after-45-minutes-of-operation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/ace-dragon-wok-quietly-closes-at-ti-after-45-minutes-of-operation\/","title":{"rendered":"Ace Dragon Wok Quietly Closes at TI After 45 Minutes of Operation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

All right, we exaggerated to get your attention, but not by a lot.<\/p>\n

Ace Dragon Wok has closed at Treasure Island, “TI” if you’re nasty.<\/p>\n

Ace Dragon Wok opened on Sep. 1, 2025. It closed in January 2026. We are not a math person, but that’s five months of operation, a period of time that’s known in restaurant circles as “YIKES.”<\/p>\n

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Thanks to @seventensuited<\/a> (Chris Holmes) for permission to use this photo. Holmes is one of the best follows out there at the moment. He’s sort of us, but before we became jaded. Thanks, F1.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Ace Dragon Wok was a Pan-Asian restaurant that replaced the Las Vegas Yacht Club.<\/p>\n

The restaurant announced its closure<\/a> on Instagram. Ace Dragon had 132 followers.<\/p>\n

The message said: “It is with a heavy heart that we announce our permanent closure as of today. We are truly grateful to all the friends we’ve met during our operations. We thank you all for your support.”<\/p>\n

We missed this announcement because we rarely use Instagram, mostly because we spend most of our waking hours dealing with morons on Twitter. No, not everyone on Twitter is a moron. Many are also racist. There are also some very nice, intelligent people on Twitter. Good luck finding them in the midst of all the racisting and moroning.<\/p>\n

The other day, we did a Tweet about Qantas starting direct service between Las Vegas and Australia. In that Tweet, we made a joke (through the use of a time-tested comedic device, exaggeration) about how long flights from Las Vegas to Australia will take.<\/p>\n

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This December, Qantas will become the first airline in the world to operate a non-stop route between Australia and Las Vegas. The new seasonal service will run through mid-March 2027. Flights will take roughly 120 hours each way.<\/p>\n

— Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) February 26, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n