{"id":43384,"date":"2025-04-11T15:25:48","date_gmt":"2025-04-11T22:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=43384"},"modified":"2025-04-11T15:36:52","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T22:36:52","slug":"flamingo-pushes-back-go-pool-reopening-a-smidge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/flamingo-pushes-back-go-pool-reopening-a-smidge\/","title":{"rendered":"Flamingo Pushes Back Go Pool Reopening a Smidge"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

As the premier purveyor of awkward in Las Vegas, we are forced to share the premiere of Flamingo’s $20 million Go Pool renovation has been postponed.<\/p>\n

In an era were people have challenges with homophones like “your” and “you’re,” we are proud to show today’s youths the proper usage of “premier” and “premiere” in the most nuanced but ultimately self-aggrandizing way possible. Kids, “premier” can also mean a country’s highest-ranking government leader, but we don’t want you to have sensory overload and accidentally drop your smartphone, so nevermind.<\/p>\n

Anyway, Go Pool was supposed to open March 17, 2025, then April 11, 2025, but the date has been moved back to May 15, 2025, fingers crossed.<\/p>\n

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Here’s a progress report as of 2:00 p.m. on April 11, 2025, or Stardate 78741.5. GMT. Don’t you dare check our work, nerd.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

As is the case with all important Las Vegas news, we were the first to share the Go Pool delay, information the Las Vegas Review-Journal immediately stole without attribution, of course.<\/p>\n

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Formerly our “paper of record,” currently our “paper of sloppy seconds.” https:\/\/t.co\/nHADoZhQLg<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/eOojvcc0xC<\/a><\/p>\n

— Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) April 9, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n