{"id":43187,"date":"2025-03-21T16:18:24","date_gmt":"2025-03-21T23:18:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=43187"},"modified":"2025-03-21T16:22:28","modified_gmt":"2025-03-21T23:22:28","slug":"cosmos-getting-a-new-burger-joint-naughty-pattys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/cosmos-getting-a-new-burger-joint-naughty-pattys\/","title":{"rendered":"Cosmo’s Getting a New Burger Joint, Naughty Patty’s"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Cosmopolitan is set to get a new burger option, Naughty Patty’s, following the closure of Holstein’s in 2024. Yes, we broke the Holstein’s story<\/a> months before it was announced, but it’s not always about us, probably.<\/p>\n

Amaya, a Mexican restaurant, took the Holstein’s space (Holstein’s is set to open a new location<\/a> downtown), but Mexican isn’t burgers and burgers aren’t optional at Las Vegas casinos.<\/p>\n

Naughty Patty’s, a name infinitely more tasteful than the nearby Eggslut, will be near the Block 16 Urban Food Hall.<\/p>\n

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Cosmo didn’t provide any images, so this is Patty for now. A.I. made her a ginger.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Word of the new smash burger offering comes from Eater Vegas<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Eater says, “The version at Naughty Patty’s [smash burger] gets a thin patty with nearly caramelized edges, lettuce, tomato, and raw onion, and a citrusy sauce of yuzu and sesame oil. Add-ons like avocado will be available. The concise menu will also have a crunchy grilled cheese fried in mayonnaise, hot dogs slathered in a chili-like sauce, and crunchy fries in a furikake seasoning. Ice cream concretes will be available in flavors like strawberry and Oreo cookie.”<\/p>\n

“Concise menu” means short and sweet, which is exactly the way we prefer our burgers.<\/p>\n

We would like to point out the fact we have matured to the point where we will not be making a “furikake” joke in this story. At all. Even in a photo caption.<\/p>\n

We’re a huge fan of the smash burgers at No Pants<\/a>, a stand outside “Absinthe” at Caesars Palace, and they’re one of the few memorable burgers on the Las Vegas Strip.<\/p>\n

Cosmo’s executive chef Mark Crane says smash burgers take just three minutes to make, so that bodes well for service times.<\/p>\n

Naughty Patty’s has a shot at being a stand-out quick service dining option at Cosmo which lacks good eats, overall. Except for Superfrico, which is awesome.<\/p>\n

According to Eater, Naughty Patty’s “will lean into an old-school diner aesthetic with retro art. And a cartoon of the namesake Patty pin-up character gives the middle finger on the inside of each burger’s cardboard box.”<\/p>\n

When you’re out of ideas, it’s crass over class.<\/p>\n

Naughty Patty’s opens this summer at Cosmopolitan. It appears the burger spot will be managed internally by Cosmo’s food and beverage team.<\/p>\n

We’re up for trying Naughty Patty’s as the burgers at Holstein’s were meh-diocre at best and it’s a pain to trek to Gordon Ramsay Burger at Planet Hollywood across the street when in the throes of a burger emergency.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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