{"id":41826,"date":"2024-10-22T15:56:53","date_gmt":"2024-10-22T22:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=41826"},"modified":"2024-10-23T12:27:18","modified_gmt":"2024-10-23T19:27:18","slug":"strip-club-offers-genius-anti-f1-promotion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/strip-club-offers-genius-anti-f1-promotion\/","title":{"rendered":"Strip Club Offers Genius Anti-F1 Promotion"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

A Las Vegas strip club, Crazy Horse 3, has come up with a brilliant promotion to show its rightful contempt for F1’s Las Vegas Grand Prix fiasco.<\/p>\n

The strip club is hosting an “Anti-Race Weekend” celebration on Nov. 23, a direct jab at F1’s clusterfuckery, scheduled for November 21–23, 2024, despite our best efforts.<\/p>\n

Sorry about the rough language, Mom, but somebody has to tell it like it is.<\/p>\n

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At some point, we will grow weary of A.I. Today is not that day.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

While the Crazy Horse 3 promotion is directed at locals, it’s not really about the thing itself, it’s about the sentiment.<\/p>\n

F1’s takeover of The Strip has harmed the vast majority of businesses in Las Vegas, not just during the three-day event, but in the months leading up to it.<\/p>\n

Several businesses are suing F1 for their millions of dollars in losses due to disruptions caused by the race and preparations for it.<\/p>\n

Some of the businesses suing F1 include Ellis Island casino, Ferraro’s Ristorante, Battista’s Hole in the Wall restaurant and Stage Door Casino.<\/p>\n

As for the Crazy Horse 3 “Anti-Race Weekend” party, guests with a Nevada I.D. get free entry, a free buffet and open bar on Nov. 23, 2024.<\/p>\n

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Strip clubs aren’t really about how nice the chairs are, but can’t hurt to have comfy ones.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

If you aren’t local, you only get to see hundreds of beautiful, scantily-clad women who will sit on your lap and pretend you’re interesting for a few paltry dollars. Poor you.<\/p>\n

The Crazy Horse 3 party starts at 9:00 p.m., the open bar runs from 10:00 p.m. to 11:00 p.m.<\/p>\n

From the news release: “Crazy Horse 3’s Anti-Race Weekend celebration provides the perfect opportunity for locals to partake in the thrilling atmosphere while avoiding Strip closures and traffic jams.”<\/p>\n

This is what it’s come to. Strip clubs are the sane ones. Casinos building grandstands in front of iconic photo ops, public officials bending over for a handful of casinos who benefit from the race, months of road rage, that’s somehow the acceptable norm now.<\/p>\n

Downtown casinos were so pissed off by the F1 disaster, they invented an entire music festival as counter-programming, the Neon City Festival<\/a>. That’s scheduled Nov. 22-24, 2024. Again, right on top of F1’s race.<\/p>\n

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If you don’t like A.I., get your own blog!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Yes, we reluctantly admit we broke the story the Neon City Festival was happening, but not everything has to be about us. It’s actually quite a burden to have to keep talking about how much the Las Vegas Review-Journal sucks.<\/p>\n

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Oh, LFG. Tomorrow, the LVCVA approves a million-dollar sponsorship of the inaugural Neon City Festival, which will take place downtown during the 2024 Formula 1 Las Vegas Grand
Prix weekend, Nov. 22-24, 2024. Bonus: The Neon City Festival will be free. More to come. https:\/\/t.co\/oA9K5hDWsu<\/a><\/p>\n

— Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) July 8, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n