{"id":40442,"date":"2024-06-05T14:10:29","date_gmt":"2024-06-05T21:10:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=40442"},"modified":"2024-06-05T14:32:33","modified_gmt":"2024-06-05T21:32:33","slug":"wasted-halfwit-vandalizes-plazas-giant-martini-glass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wasted-halfwit-vandalizes-plazas-giant-martini-glass\/","title":{"rendered":"Wasted Halfwit Vandalizes Plaza&#8217;s Giant Martini Glass"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><body><p>An individual witnesses describe as a &ldquo;colossal dumbass&rdquo; vandalized the giant martini glass in Plaza&rsquo;s former porte cochere. The culprit appeared to be under the influence of unknown substances as well as deep and abiding stupidity.<\/p>\n<p>The martini glass was one of the decorative items installed when the hotel&rsquo;s Carousel Bar opened in May of 2023.<\/p>\n<p>This is why we can&rsquo;t have nice things.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_40446\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40446\" style=\"width: 845px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload wp-image-40446 size-post-thumbnail-crop-845xAUTO\" style=\"border: 1px solid #000000;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"845\" height=\"563\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/plaza_broken_martini-845x563.jpg\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-40446\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Yes, that&rsquo;s slot influencer Brian Christopher in the background. Stay focused.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>A shoeless, unidentified male assaulted the martini glass in an unprovoked attack, breaking it off at the top of the stem.<\/p>\n<p>Here&rsquo;s some surveillance video shared by Plaza CEO Jonathan Jossel showing the incident and its aftermath.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">As requested. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/5iaojze8iD\">pic.twitter.com\/5iaojze8iD<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Jonathan Jossel (@JonathanJossel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JonathanJossel\/status\/1798094719849050383?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 4, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Some people mistake martini glasses for cocktail glasses. Those people are rubes.<\/p>\n<p>The martini glass is of special significance at Plaza because of the casino&rsquo;s association with former Las Vegas mayor Oscar Goodman.<\/p>\n<p>During his reign, Goodman was rarely seen without his martini made with Bombay Sapphire Gin, with whom he had an endorsement deal. Here&rsquo;s an adorable video of Carolyn Goodman (the current mayor) making Oscar Goodman his favorite martini.<\/p>\n<div data-mode=\"normal\" data-oembed=\"1\" data-provider=\"youtube\" id=\"arve-youtube-lbp_8wtq5ic\" style=\"max-width:900px;\" class=\"arve\">\n<div class=\"arve-inner\">\n<div style=\"aspect-ratio:4\/3\" class=\"arve-embed arve-embed--has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"arve-ar\" style=\"padding-top:75.000000%\"><\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t<iframe allow=\"accelerometer 'none';autoplay 'none';camera 'none';ch-ua 'none';clipboard-read 'none';clipboard-write;display-capture 'none';encrypted-media 'none';gamepad 'none';geolocation 'none';gyroscope 'none';hid 'none';identity-credentials-get 'none';idle-detection 'none';keyboard-map 'none';local-fonts 'none';magnetometer 'none';microphone 'none';midi 'none';payment 'none';picture-in-picture;publickey-credentials-create 'none';publickey-credentials-get 'none';screen-wake-lock 'none';serial 'none';sync-xhr;usb 'none';window-management 'none';xr-spatial-tracking 'none';\" allowfullscreen=\"\" class=\"arve-iframe fitvidsignore\" credentialless data-arve=\"arve-youtube-lbp_8wtq5ic\" data-lenis-prevent=\"\" data-src-no-ap=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/lBp_8wTQ5ic?feature=oembed&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;autohide=1&amp;playsinline=0&amp;autoplay=0\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"675\" loading=\"lazy\" name=\"\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-presentation allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/lBp_8wTQ5ic?feature=oembed&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;autohide=1&amp;playsinline=0&amp;autoplay=0\" title=\"\" width=\"900\"><\/iframe><\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\t<script type=\"application\/ld+json\">{\"@context\":\"http:\\\/\\\/schema.org\\\/\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.casino.org\\\/vitalvegas\\\/wasted-halfwit-vandalizes-plazas-giant-martini-glass\\\/#arve-youtube-lbp_8wtq5ic\",\"type\":\"VideoObject\",\"embedURL\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\\\/embed\\\/lBp_8wTQ5ic?feature=oembed&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&autohide=1&playsinline=0&autoplay=0\"}<\/script>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Back in 2005, Oscar Goodman made national headlines when he was asked by a group of fourth graders what one thing he&rsquo;d want with him if he were stranded on a desert island. Goodman replied, &ldquo;A bottle of gin.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Not all heroes wear capes.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, we hear the martini glass will not be repaired or replaced, as it has been the subject of ongoing challenges, including being used by nimrods for potentially dangerous photo ops.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Today in shitheadery. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PlazaLasVegas?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@PlazaLasVegas<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/MNwivTOmGP\">pic.twitter.com\/MNwivTOmGP<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/VitalVegas\/status\/1786543145758740893?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 3, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>We can&rsquo;t blame the kids entirely, as they have terrible role models.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_40444\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40444\" style=\"width: 845px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload wp-image-40444 size-post-thumbnail-crop-845xAUTO\" style=\"border: 1px solid #000000;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"845\" height=\"563\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/dita-845x563.jpg\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-40444\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Does <a href=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/dita-las-vegas-to-close-at-horseshoe\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Dita Von Teese<\/a> overtly encourage vandalism of oversized glassware? We asked in the form of a question? To avoid having to interact with lawyers?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The Plaza&rsquo;s martini glass sounded like a good idea at the time.<\/p>\n<p>Just when we think people couldn&rsquo;t do dumber things at Las Vegas casinos, they continue to surprise us.<\/p>\n<p>A group of idiots once toppled the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/asshat-topples-manneken-pis-statue-at-the-d\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Manneken Pis statue<\/a> at The D. Yes, we added the Benny Hill theme to the surveillance video. Do you know this blog at all?<\/p>\n<div data-mode=\"normal\" data-oembed=\"1\" data-provider=\"youtube\" id=\"arve-youtube-ccskatei-ew\" style=\"max-width:900px;\" class=\"arve\">\n<div class=\"arve-inner\">\n<div style=\"aspect-ratio:500\/281\" class=\"arve-embed arve-embed--has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"arve-ar\" style=\"padding-top:56.200000%\"><\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t<iframe allow=\"accelerometer 'none';autoplay 'none';camera 'none';ch-ua 'none';clipboard-read 'none';clipboard-write;display-capture 'none';encrypted-media 'none';gamepad 'none';geolocation 'none';gyroscope 'none';hid 'none';identity-credentials-get 'none';idle-detection 'none';keyboard-map 'none';local-fonts 'none';magnetometer 'none';microphone 'none';midi 'none';payment 'none';picture-in-picture;publickey-credentials-create 'none';publickey-credentials-get 'none';screen-wake-lock 'none';serial 'none';sync-xhr;usb 'none';window-management 'none';xr-spatial-tracking 'none';\" allowfullscreen=\"\" class=\"arve-iframe fitvidsignore\" credentialless data-arve=\"arve-youtube-ccskatei-ew\" data-lenis-prevent=\"\" data-src-no-ap=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/ccSkATeI-Ew?feature=oembed&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;autohide=1&amp;playsinline=0&amp;autoplay=0\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"505.8\" loading=\"lazy\" name=\"\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-presentation allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/ccSkATeI-Ew?feature=oembed&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;autohide=1&amp;playsinline=0&amp;autoplay=0\" title=\"\" width=\"900\"><\/iframe><\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\t<script type=\"application\/ld+json\">{\"@context\":\"http:\\\/\\\/schema.org\\\/\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.casino.org\\\/vitalvegas\\\/wasted-halfwit-vandalizes-plazas-giant-martini-glass\\\/#arve-youtube-ccskatei-ew\",\"type\":\"VideoObject\",\"embedURL\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\\\/embed\\\/ccSkATeI-Ew?feature=oembed&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&autohide=1&playsinline=0&autoplay=0\"}<\/script>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Another inebriated MENSA member stole the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/some-mouth-breathing-asshat-stole-the-blarney-stone-from-the-d-las-vegas\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Blarney Stone<\/a> at The D for minute.<\/p>\n<p>Yet another criminal mastermind stole a bust of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reviewjournal.com\/crime\/stolen-bust-of-las-vegas-gaming-pioneer-kirk-kerkorian-recovered-2282952\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Kirk Kerkorian<\/a> from the Legacy lounge at Circa.<\/p>\n<p>And these are just the downtown incidents that spring immediately to mind. Vandalism and general imbecility abound, everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>As we&rsquo;re renowned for always looking for every gray cloud&rsquo;s silver lining, the good news is we have a wildly informative video to share involving martini glasses. This video is about to change your life. Gird.<\/p>\n<div data-mode=\"normal\" data-oembed=\"1\" data-provider=\"youtube\" id=\"arve-youtube-thutmdsk-os\" style=\"max-width:900px;\" class=\"arve\">\n<div class=\"arve-inner\">\n<div style=\"aspect-ratio:500\/281\" class=\"arve-embed arve-embed--has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"arve-ar\" style=\"padding-top:56.200000%\"><\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t<iframe allow=\"accelerometer 'none';autoplay 'none';camera 'none';ch-ua 'none';clipboard-read 'none';clipboard-write;display-capture 'none';encrypted-media 'none';gamepad 'none';geolocation 'none';gyroscope 'none';hid 'none';identity-credentials-get 'none';idle-detection 'none';keyboard-map 'none';local-fonts 'none';magnetometer 'none';microphone 'none';midi 'none';payment 'none';picture-in-picture;publickey-credentials-create 'none';publickey-credentials-get 'none';screen-wake-lock 'none';serial 'none';sync-xhr;usb 'none';window-management 'none';xr-spatial-tracking 'none';\" allowfullscreen=\"\" class=\"arve-iframe fitvidsignore\" credentialless data-arve=\"arve-youtube-thutmdsk-os\" data-lenis-prevent=\"\" data-src-no-ap=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/thUTMdsK-os?feature=oembed&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;autohide=1&amp;playsinline=0&amp;autoplay=0\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"505.8\" loading=\"lazy\" name=\"\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-presentation allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/thUTMdsK-os?feature=oembed&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;autohide=1&amp;playsinline=0&amp;autoplay=0\" title=\"\" width=\"900\"><\/iframe><\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\t<script type=\"application\/ld+json\">{\"@context\":\"http:\\\/\\\/schema.org\\\/\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.casino.org\\\/vitalvegas\\\/wasted-halfwit-vandalizes-plazas-giant-martini-glass\\\/#arve-youtube-thutmdsk-os\",\"type\":\"VideoObject\",\"embedURL\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\\\/embed\\\/thUTMdsK-os?feature=oembed&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&autohide=1&playsinline=0&autoplay=0\"}<\/script>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>While we aren&rsquo;t able to share details about the resolution of the martini glass kerfuffle at Plaza, the incident took a concerning turn (beyond destruction of property) and we are assured the matter is in the hands of law enforcement and the shit-for-brains vandal will be held accountable.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully, that accountability will involve a cattle prod and possibly a human rectum. 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