Surprising no one, we have some ideas for themed suites we’d like to see in Las Vegas hotels. Gird your loins.<\/p>\n
1. The COVID Suite<\/h2>\n![\"\"](\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\")
When we saw Westgate’s Plaid Suite<\/a>, our interest in themed rooms spiked.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nWe told you to gird, you don’t listen. Look, Las Vegas has something for everyone, including people who have a dark sense of humor. Beyond the troublesome pandemic thing, these coronavirus-inspired fuzzballs are actually sort of adorable and would make for a colorful, “Grammable” decor that could help guests learn more about the fascinating world of medical science. Let’s play doctor!<\/p>\n
2. The Bubble Wrap Suite<\/h2>\nThe first bubble wrap was invented in 1957 when engineers sealed two show curtains together. In this suite, the shower curtains would actually be bubble wrap.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nNothing says fun like bubble wrap! How about a suite with bubble-wrapped everything? You sit down, pop. Push a button on the TV remote, pop. You make sweet love on the furniture, pop. Reach into the fridge, soda. Big thanks to the Midwesterners who got that joke.<\/p>\n
3. The Narcissist Suite<\/h2>\nFinally, a suite that’s all about you.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nHow is this not already a thing? It’s all mirrors, floor to ceiling, and The Narcissist Suite is perfect for the self-absorbed and vain. So, basically, all the youths. All due respect. Fun fact: “Katoptronophilia” is being aroused by having sex in front of the mirrors.<\/p>\n
4. The Dolphin Suite<\/h2>\nA.I. did such a good job on The Dolphin Suite, we couldn’t pick just one.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nNobody doesn’t love dolphins, so a dolphin-themed suite would be a goldmine. The room service menu would, of course, have a big red “X” through anything containing tuna. Ban gillnets!<\/p>\n
5. The Bedbug Suite<\/h2>\nBedbugs happen, why not embrace these snuggle buddies?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nBedbugs aren’t as popular as dolphins, but they also aren’t as bad as people think. Bedbugs often get blamed for what carpet beetles and booklice do. Bedbugs are actually incredible creatures, able to live 2-3 months without food. Reports of bedbugs in Las Vegas hotels are vastly overblown, and this suite is a reminder bedbugs aren’t the enemy. People who bring them here in their luggage are the enemy.<\/p>\n
6. The Titanic Suite<\/h2>\nA Titanic Suite could help a struggling Las Vegas hotel stay afloat.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nThe history. The romance. The adventure. The bone-chilling water slowly rising in your room, creating a truly immersive experience in Las Vegas! Good luck, housekeepers, you’ll figure it out.<\/p>\n
7. The Twizzler Suite<\/h2>\nWe are more of a Red Vine person, but this A.I. image turned out better.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIt’s a fancy Las Vegas room, but with a twist! Technically, most flavors of Twizzlers (like strawberry and cherry) aren’t licorice, because they don’t use licorice extract. Those are considered “licorice-type candy.” Who cares? We want an edible hotel suite, toot sweet. Fun fact for our fellow youths, “toot sweet” comes from a French phrase, “tout de suite,” which means immediately.<\/p>\n
8. The Pizza-Pie Room<\/h2>\nImagine a hotel where every room is a themed suite based upon different kinds of food. Up your game, Las Vegas!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nWe dream about pizza, so it’s not surprising we’d wish for a pizza-themed hotel suite. It’s worth noting we should receive some sort of commendation for all the pizza puns we are not writing at this very moment.<\/p>\n
9. The Evil Clown Suite<\/h2>\nDo not look under the mattress.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nGone are the days of Ronald and Bozo and Krusty, where clowns brought joy to the masses. Now, it’s all about Pennywise and John Wayne Gacy and the U.S. Congress. Creepy clowns are here to stay, so they deserve their own themed suite.<\/p>\n
10. The Foot Fetish Suite<\/h2>\nIt’s Vegas, we don’t judge. Probably.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nA.I. is still in its infancy, so it’s not great at depicting feet, but the four-toed twin beds were just too good to leave off our list. There’s a much bigger demand for feet than you’d suspect as many young women clearing $450,000 a year can attest. Related: We’re all doomed. See? Still not judging!<\/p>\n
11. The Slammer Suite<\/h2>\nSpend a night in the big house, without the downside like having to interact with lawyers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nEnjoy role-playing? Spend a night as your favorite politician or professional athlete in The Slammer Suite. The in-room dining is terrible and it’s lights out 10:00 p.m., but the good news is you’re assigned a “cell mate” upon check-in to show you the ropes and to keep you warm. Body cavity searches are included with your resort fee.<\/p>\n
12. The Bounce House Suite<\/h2>\nMost people jump on hotel room beds, anyway.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIf you try to pretend you wouldn’t want to stay in The Bounce House Suite, we can’t be friends. Leave the kids at home, this bouncy goodness is for adults only! Las Vegas has an active swingers scene, we’re told, so this suite would pretty much be booked years in advance. You’re welcome, themed suite designers!<\/p>\n
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We told you to gird, you don’t listen. Look, Las Vegas has something for everyone, including people who have a dark sense of humor. Beyond the troublesome pandemic thing, these coronavirus-inspired fuzzballs are actually sort of adorable and would make for a colorful, “Grammable” decor that could help guests learn more about the fascinating world of medical science. Let’s play doctor!<\/p>\n
2. The Bubble Wrap Suite<\/h2>\nThe first bubble wrap was invented in 1957 when engineers sealed two show curtains together. In this suite, the shower curtains would actually be bubble wrap.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nNothing says fun like bubble wrap! How about a suite with bubble-wrapped everything? You sit down, pop. Push a button on the TV remote, pop. You make sweet love on the furniture, pop. Reach into the fridge, soda. Big thanks to the Midwesterners who got that joke.<\/p>\n
3. The Narcissist Suite<\/h2>\nFinally, a suite that’s all about you.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nHow is this not already a thing? It’s all mirrors, floor to ceiling, and The Narcissist Suite is perfect for the self-absorbed and vain. So, basically, all the youths. All due respect. Fun fact: “Katoptronophilia” is being aroused by having sex in front of the mirrors.<\/p>\n
4. The Dolphin Suite<\/h2>\nA.I. did such a good job on The Dolphin Suite, we couldn’t pick just one.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nNobody doesn’t love dolphins, so a dolphin-themed suite would be a goldmine. The room service menu would, of course, have a big red “X” through anything containing tuna. Ban gillnets!<\/p>\n
5. The Bedbug Suite<\/h2>\nBedbugs happen, why not embrace these snuggle buddies?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nBedbugs aren’t as popular as dolphins, but they also aren’t as bad as people think. Bedbugs often get blamed for what carpet beetles and booklice do. Bedbugs are actually incredible creatures, able to live 2-3 months without food. Reports of bedbugs in Las Vegas hotels are vastly overblown, and this suite is a reminder bedbugs aren’t the enemy. People who bring them here in their luggage are the enemy.<\/p>\n
6. The Titanic Suite<\/h2>\nA Titanic Suite could help a struggling Las Vegas hotel stay afloat.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nThe history. The romance. The adventure. The bone-chilling water slowly rising in your room, creating a truly immersive experience in Las Vegas! Good luck, housekeepers, you’ll figure it out.<\/p>\n
7. The Twizzler Suite<\/h2>\nWe are more of a Red Vine person, but this A.I. image turned out better.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIt’s a fancy Las Vegas room, but with a twist! Technically, most flavors of Twizzlers (like strawberry and cherry) aren’t licorice, because they don’t use licorice extract. Those are considered “licorice-type candy.” Who cares? We want an edible hotel suite, toot sweet. Fun fact for our fellow youths, “toot sweet” comes from a French phrase, “tout de suite,” which means immediately.<\/p>\n
8. The Pizza-Pie Room<\/h2>\nImagine a hotel where every room is a themed suite based upon different kinds of food. Up your game, Las Vegas!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nWe dream about pizza, so it’s not surprising we’d wish for a pizza-themed hotel suite. It’s worth noting we should receive some sort of commendation for all the pizza puns we are not writing at this very moment.<\/p>\n
9. The Evil Clown Suite<\/h2>\nDo not look under the mattress.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nGone are the days of Ronald and Bozo and Krusty, where clowns brought joy to the masses. Now, it’s all about Pennywise and John Wayne Gacy and the U.S. Congress. Creepy clowns are here to stay, so they deserve their own themed suite.<\/p>\n
10. The Foot Fetish Suite<\/h2>\nIt’s Vegas, we don’t judge. Probably.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nA.I. is still in its infancy, so it’s not great at depicting feet, but the four-toed twin beds were just too good to leave off our list. There’s a much bigger demand for feet than you’d suspect as many young women clearing $450,000 a year can attest. Related: We’re all doomed. See? Still not judging!<\/p>\n
11. The Slammer Suite<\/h2>\nSpend a night in the big house, without the downside like having to interact with lawyers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nEnjoy role-playing? Spend a night as your favorite politician or professional athlete in The Slammer Suite. The in-room dining is terrible and it’s lights out 10:00 p.m., but the good news is you’re assigned a “cell mate” upon check-in to show you the ropes and to keep you warm. Body cavity searches are included with your resort fee.<\/p>\n
12. The Bounce House Suite<\/h2>\nMost people jump on hotel room beds, anyway.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIf you try to pretend you wouldn’t want to stay in The Bounce House Suite, we can’t be friends. Leave the kids at home, this bouncy goodness is for adults only! Las Vegas has an active swingers scene, we’re told, so this suite would pretty much be booked years in advance. You’re welcome, themed suite designers!<\/p>\n
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Nothing says fun like bubble wrap! How about a suite with bubble-wrapped everything? You sit down, pop. Push a button on the TV remote, pop. You make sweet love on the furniture, pop. Reach into the fridge, soda. Big thanks to the Midwesterners who got that joke.<\/p>\n
3. The Narcissist Suite<\/h2>\nFinally, a suite that’s all about you.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nHow is this not already a thing? It’s all mirrors, floor to ceiling, and The Narcissist Suite is perfect for the self-absorbed and vain. So, basically, all the youths. All due respect. Fun fact: “Katoptronophilia” is being aroused by having sex in front of the mirrors.<\/p>\n
4. The Dolphin Suite<\/h2>\nA.I. did such a good job on The Dolphin Suite, we couldn’t pick just one.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nNobody doesn’t love dolphins, so a dolphin-themed suite would be a goldmine. The room service menu would, of course, have a big red “X” through anything containing tuna. Ban gillnets!<\/p>\n
5. The Bedbug Suite<\/h2>\nBedbugs happen, why not embrace these snuggle buddies?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nBedbugs aren’t as popular as dolphins, but they also aren’t as bad as people think. Bedbugs often get blamed for what carpet beetles and booklice do. Bedbugs are actually incredible creatures, able to live 2-3 months without food. Reports of bedbugs in Las Vegas hotels are vastly overblown, and this suite is a reminder bedbugs aren’t the enemy. People who bring them here in their luggage are the enemy.<\/p>\n
6. The Titanic Suite<\/h2>\nA Titanic Suite could help a struggling Las Vegas hotel stay afloat.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nThe history. The romance. The adventure. The bone-chilling water slowly rising in your room, creating a truly immersive experience in Las Vegas! Good luck, housekeepers, you’ll figure it out.<\/p>\n
7. The Twizzler Suite<\/h2>\nWe are more of a Red Vine person, but this A.I. image turned out better.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIt’s a fancy Las Vegas room, but with a twist! Technically, most flavors of Twizzlers (like strawberry and cherry) aren’t licorice, because they don’t use licorice extract. Those are considered “licorice-type candy.” Who cares? We want an edible hotel suite, toot sweet. Fun fact for our fellow youths, “toot sweet” comes from a French phrase, “tout de suite,” which means immediately.<\/p>\n
8. The Pizza-Pie Room<\/h2>\nImagine a hotel where every room is a themed suite based upon different kinds of food. Up your game, Las Vegas!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nWe dream about pizza, so it’s not surprising we’d wish for a pizza-themed hotel suite. It’s worth noting we should receive some sort of commendation for all the pizza puns we are not writing at this very moment.<\/p>\n
9. The Evil Clown Suite<\/h2>\nDo not look under the mattress.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nGone are the days of Ronald and Bozo and Krusty, where clowns brought joy to the masses. Now, it’s all about Pennywise and John Wayne Gacy and the U.S. Congress. Creepy clowns are here to stay, so they deserve their own themed suite.<\/p>\n
10. The Foot Fetish Suite<\/h2>\nIt’s Vegas, we don’t judge. Probably.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nA.I. is still in its infancy, so it’s not great at depicting feet, but the four-toed twin beds were just too good to leave off our list. There’s a much bigger demand for feet than you’d suspect as many young women clearing $450,000 a year can attest. Related: We’re all doomed. See? Still not judging!<\/p>\n
11. The Slammer Suite<\/h2>\nSpend a night in the big house, without the downside like having to interact with lawyers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nEnjoy role-playing? Spend a night as your favorite politician or professional athlete in The Slammer Suite. The in-room dining is terrible and it’s lights out 10:00 p.m., but the good news is you’re assigned a “cell mate” upon check-in to show you the ropes and to keep you warm. Body cavity searches are included with your resort fee.<\/p>\n
12. The Bounce House Suite<\/h2>\nMost people jump on hotel room beds, anyway.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIf you try to pretend you wouldn’t want to stay in The Bounce House Suite, we can’t be friends. Leave the kids at home, this bouncy goodness is for adults only! Las Vegas has an active swingers scene, we’re told, so this suite would pretty much be booked years in advance. You’re welcome, themed suite designers!<\/p>\n
This is the part where we rhetorically ask, “What themed suites you’d like to see offered by a Las Vegas hotel?”<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Themed suites abound at Las Vegas hotels. At Palms, guests can stay in a Kingpin Suite, complete with bowling lanes, or Hardwood Suite, featuring a basketball court. Westgate offers year-round Christmas and Halloween-themed suites, and recently unveiled a Plaid Suite. Surprising no one, we have some ideas for themed suites we’d like to see in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,2,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vegas","category-lasvegashotels","category-las-vegas-wtf"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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How is this not already a thing? It’s all mirrors, floor to ceiling, and The Narcissist Suite is perfect for the self-absorbed and vain. So, basically, all the youths. All due respect. Fun fact: “Katoptronophilia” is being aroused by having sex in front of the mirrors.<\/p>\n
4. The Dolphin Suite<\/h2>\nA.I. did such a good job on The Dolphin Suite, we couldn’t pick just one.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nNobody doesn’t love dolphins, so a dolphin-themed suite would be a goldmine. The room service menu would, of course, have a big red “X” through anything containing tuna. Ban gillnets!<\/p>\n
5. The Bedbug Suite<\/h2>\nBedbugs happen, why not embrace these snuggle buddies?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nBedbugs aren’t as popular as dolphins, but they also aren’t as bad as people think. Bedbugs often get blamed for what carpet beetles and booklice do. Bedbugs are actually incredible creatures, able to live 2-3 months without food. Reports of bedbugs in Las Vegas hotels are vastly overblown, and this suite is a reminder bedbugs aren’t the enemy. People who bring them here in their luggage are the enemy.<\/p>\n
6. The Titanic Suite<\/h2>\nA Titanic Suite could help a struggling Las Vegas hotel stay afloat.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nThe history. The romance. The adventure. The bone-chilling water slowly rising in your room, creating a truly immersive experience in Las Vegas! Good luck, housekeepers, you’ll figure it out.<\/p>\n
7. The Twizzler Suite<\/h2>\nWe are more of a Red Vine person, but this A.I. image turned out better.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIt’s a fancy Las Vegas room, but with a twist! Technically, most flavors of Twizzlers (like strawberry and cherry) aren’t licorice, because they don’t use licorice extract. Those are considered “licorice-type candy.” Who cares? We want an edible hotel suite, toot sweet. Fun fact for our fellow youths, “toot sweet” comes from a French phrase, “tout de suite,” which means immediately.<\/p>\n
8. The Pizza-Pie Room<\/h2>\nImagine a hotel where every room is a themed suite based upon different kinds of food. Up your game, Las Vegas!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nWe dream about pizza, so it’s not surprising we’d wish for a pizza-themed hotel suite. It’s worth noting we should receive some sort of commendation for all the pizza puns we are not writing at this very moment.<\/p>\n
9. The Evil Clown Suite<\/h2>\nDo not look under the mattress.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nGone are the days of Ronald and Bozo and Krusty, where clowns brought joy to the masses. Now, it’s all about Pennywise and John Wayne Gacy and the U.S. Congress. Creepy clowns are here to stay, so they deserve their own themed suite.<\/p>\n
10. The Foot Fetish Suite<\/h2>\nIt’s Vegas, we don’t judge. Probably.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nA.I. is still in its infancy, so it’s not great at depicting feet, but the four-toed twin beds were just too good to leave off our list. There’s a much bigger demand for feet than you’d suspect as many young women clearing $450,000 a year can attest. Related: We’re all doomed. See? Still not judging!<\/p>\n
11. The Slammer Suite<\/h2>\nSpend a night in the big house, without the downside like having to interact with lawyers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nEnjoy role-playing? Spend a night as your favorite politician or professional athlete in The Slammer Suite. The in-room dining is terrible and it’s lights out 10:00 p.m., but the good news is you’re assigned a “cell mate” upon check-in to show you the ropes and to keep you warm. Body cavity searches are included with your resort fee.<\/p>\n
12. The Bounce House Suite<\/h2>\nMost people jump on hotel room beds, anyway.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIf you try to pretend you wouldn’t want to stay in The Bounce House Suite, we can’t be friends. Leave the kids at home, this bouncy goodness is for adults only! Las Vegas has an active swingers scene, we’re told, so this suite would pretty much be booked years in advance. You’re welcome, themed suite designers!<\/p>\n
This is the part where we rhetorically ask, “What themed suites you’d like to see offered by a Las Vegas hotel?”<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Themed suites abound at Las Vegas hotels. At Palms, guests can stay in a Kingpin Suite, complete with bowling lanes, or Hardwood Suite, featuring a basketball court. Westgate offers year-round Christmas and Halloween-themed suites, and recently unveiled a Plaid Suite. Surprising no one, we have some ideas for themed suites we’d like to see in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,2,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vegas","category-lasvegashotels","category-las-vegas-wtf"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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Nobody doesn’t love dolphins, so a dolphin-themed suite would be a goldmine. The room service menu would, of course, have a big red “X” through anything containing tuna. Ban gillnets!<\/p>\n
5. The Bedbug Suite<\/h2>\nBedbugs happen, why not embrace these snuggle buddies?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nBedbugs aren’t as popular as dolphins, but they also aren’t as bad as people think. Bedbugs often get blamed for what carpet beetles and booklice do. Bedbugs are actually incredible creatures, able to live 2-3 months without food. Reports of bedbugs in Las Vegas hotels are vastly overblown, and this suite is a reminder bedbugs aren’t the enemy. People who bring them here in their luggage are the enemy.<\/p>\n
6. The Titanic Suite<\/h2>\nA Titanic Suite could help a struggling Las Vegas hotel stay afloat.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nThe history. The romance. The adventure. The bone-chilling water slowly rising in your room, creating a truly immersive experience in Las Vegas! Good luck, housekeepers, you’ll figure it out.<\/p>\n
7. The Twizzler Suite<\/h2>\nWe are more of a Red Vine person, but this A.I. image turned out better.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIt’s a fancy Las Vegas room, but with a twist! Technically, most flavors of Twizzlers (like strawberry and cherry) aren’t licorice, because they don’t use licorice extract. Those are considered “licorice-type candy.” Who cares? We want an edible hotel suite, toot sweet. Fun fact for our fellow youths, “toot sweet” comes from a French phrase, “tout de suite,” which means immediately.<\/p>\n
8. The Pizza-Pie Room<\/h2>\nImagine a hotel where every room is a themed suite based upon different kinds of food. Up your game, Las Vegas!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nWe dream about pizza, so it’s not surprising we’d wish for a pizza-themed hotel suite. It’s worth noting we should receive some sort of commendation for all the pizza puns we are not writing at this very moment.<\/p>\n
9. The Evil Clown Suite<\/h2>\nDo not look under the mattress.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nGone are the days of Ronald and Bozo and Krusty, where clowns brought joy to the masses. Now, it’s all about Pennywise and John Wayne Gacy and the U.S. Congress. Creepy clowns are here to stay, so they deserve their own themed suite.<\/p>\n
10. The Foot Fetish Suite<\/h2>\nIt’s Vegas, we don’t judge. Probably.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nA.I. is still in its infancy, so it’s not great at depicting feet, but the four-toed twin beds were just too good to leave off our list. There’s a much bigger demand for feet than you’d suspect as many young women clearing $450,000 a year can attest. Related: We’re all doomed. See? Still not judging!<\/p>\n
11. The Slammer Suite<\/h2>\nSpend a night in the big house, without the downside like having to interact with lawyers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nEnjoy role-playing? Spend a night as your favorite politician or professional athlete in The Slammer Suite. The in-room dining is terrible and it’s lights out 10:00 p.m., but the good news is you’re assigned a “cell mate” upon check-in to show you the ropes and to keep you warm. Body cavity searches are included with your resort fee.<\/p>\n
12. The Bounce House Suite<\/h2>\nMost people jump on hotel room beds, anyway.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIf you try to pretend you wouldn’t want to stay in The Bounce House Suite, we can’t be friends. Leave the kids at home, this bouncy goodness is for adults only! Las Vegas has an active swingers scene, we’re told, so this suite would pretty much be booked years in advance. You’re welcome, themed suite designers!<\/p>\n
This is the part where we rhetorically ask, “What themed suites you’d like to see offered by a Las Vegas hotel?”<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Themed suites abound at Las Vegas hotels. At Palms, guests can stay in a Kingpin Suite, complete with bowling lanes, or Hardwood Suite, featuring a basketball court. Westgate offers year-round Christmas and Halloween-themed suites, and recently unveiled a Plaid Suite. Surprising no one, we have some ideas for themed suites we’d like to see in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,2,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vegas","category-lasvegashotels","category-las-vegas-wtf"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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Bedbugs aren’t as popular as dolphins, but they also aren’t as bad as people think. Bedbugs often get blamed for what carpet beetles and booklice do. Bedbugs are actually incredible creatures, able to live 2-3 months without food. Reports of bedbugs in Las Vegas hotels are vastly overblown, and this suite is a reminder bedbugs aren’t the enemy. People who bring them here in their luggage are the enemy.<\/p>\n
6. The Titanic Suite<\/h2>\nA Titanic Suite could help a struggling Las Vegas hotel stay afloat.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nThe history. The romance. The adventure. The bone-chilling water slowly rising in your room, creating a truly immersive experience in Las Vegas! Good luck, housekeepers, you’ll figure it out.<\/p>\n
7. The Twizzler Suite<\/h2>\nWe are more of a Red Vine person, but this A.I. image turned out better.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIt’s a fancy Las Vegas room, but with a twist! Technically, most flavors of Twizzlers (like strawberry and cherry) aren’t licorice, because they don’t use licorice extract. Those are considered “licorice-type candy.” Who cares? We want an edible hotel suite, toot sweet. Fun fact for our fellow youths, “toot sweet” comes from a French phrase, “tout de suite,” which means immediately.<\/p>\n
8. The Pizza-Pie Room<\/h2>\nImagine a hotel where every room is a themed suite based upon different kinds of food. Up your game, Las Vegas!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nWe dream about pizza, so it’s not surprising we’d wish for a pizza-themed hotel suite. It’s worth noting we should receive some sort of commendation for all the pizza puns we are not writing at this very moment.<\/p>\n
9. The Evil Clown Suite<\/h2>\nDo not look under the mattress.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nGone are the days of Ronald and Bozo and Krusty, where clowns brought joy to the masses. Now, it’s all about Pennywise and John Wayne Gacy and the U.S. Congress. Creepy clowns are here to stay, so they deserve their own themed suite.<\/p>\n
10. The Foot Fetish Suite<\/h2>\nIt’s Vegas, we don’t judge. Probably.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nA.I. is still in its infancy, so it’s not great at depicting feet, but the four-toed twin beds were just too good to leave off our list. There’s a much bigger demand for feet than you’d suspect as many young women clearing $450,000 a year can attest. Related: We’re all doomed. See? Still not judging!<\/p>\n
11. The Slammer Suite<\/h2>\nSpend a night in the big house, without the downside like having to interact with lawyers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nEnjoy role-playing? Spend a night as your favorite politician or professional athlete in The Slammer Suite. The in-room dining is terrible and it’s lights out 10:00 p.m., but the good news is you’re assigned a “cell mate” upon check-in to show you the ropes and to keep you warm. Body cavity searches are included with your resort fee.<\/p>\n
12. The Bounce House Suite<\/h2>\nMost people jump on hotel room beds, anyway.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIf you try to pretend you wouldn’t want to stay in The Bounce House Suite, we can’t be friends. Leave the kids at home, this bouncy goodness is for adults only! Las Vegas has an active swingers scene, we’re told, so this suite would pretty much be booked years in advance. You’re welcome, themed suite designers!<\/p>\n
This is the part where we rhetorically ask, “What themed suites you’d like to see offered by a Las Vegas hotel?”<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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The history. The romance. The adventure. The bone-chilling water slowly rising in your room, creating a truly immersive experience in Las Vegas! Good luck, housekeepers, you’ll figure it out.<\/p>\n
7. The Twizzler Suite<\/h2>\nWe are more of a Red Vine person, but this A.I. image turned out better.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIt’s a fancy Las Vegas room, but with a twist! Technically, most flavors of Twizzlers (like strawberry and cherry) aren’t licorice, because they don’t use licorice extract. Those are considered “licorice-type candy.” Who cares? We want an edible hotel suite, toot sweet. Fun fact for our fellow youths, “toot sweet” comes from a French phrase, “tout de suite,” which means immediately.<\/p>\n
8. The Pizza-Pie Room<\/h2>\nImagine a hotel where every room is a themed suite based upon different kinds of food. Up your game, Las Vegas!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nWe dream about pizza, so it’s not surprising we’d wish for a pizza-themed hotel suite. It’s worth noting we should receive some sort of commendation for all the pizza puns we are not writing at this very moment.<\/p>\n
9. The Evil Clown Suite<\/h2>\nDo not look under the mattress.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nGone are the days of Ronald and Bozo and Krusty, where clowns brought joy to the masses. Now, it’s all about Pennywise and John Wayne Gacy and the U.S. Congress. Creepy clowns are here to stay, so they deserve their own themed suite.<\/p>\n
10. The Foot Fetish Suite<\/h2>\nIt’s Vegas, we don’t judge. Probably.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nA.I. is still in its infancy, so it’s not great at depicting feet, but the four-toed twin beds were just too good to leave off our list. There’s a much bigger demand for feet than you’d suspect as many young women clearing $450,000 a year can attest. Related: We’re all doomed. See? Still not judging!<\/p>\n
11. The Slammer Suite<\/h2>\nSpend a night in the big house, without the downside like having to interact with lawyers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nEnjoy role-playing? Spend a night as your favorite politician or professional athlete in The Slammer Suite. The in-room dining is terrible and it’s lights out 10:00 p.m., but the good news is you’re assigned a “cell mate” upon check-in to show you the ropes and to keep you warm. Body cavity searches are included with your resort fee.<\/p>\n
12. The Bounce House Suite<\/h2>\nMost people jump on hotel room beds, anyway.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIf you try to pretend you wouldn’t want to stay in The Bounce House Suite, we can’t be friends. Leave the kids at home, this bouncy goodness is for adults only! Las Vegas has an active swingers scene, we’re told, so this suite would pretty much be booked years in advance. You’re welcome, themed suite designers!<\/p>\n
This is the part where we rhetorically ask, “What themed suites you’d like to see offered by a Las Vegas hotel?”<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Themed suites abound at Las Vegas hotels. At Palms, guests can stay in a Kingpin Suite, complete with bowling lanes, or Hardwood Suite, featuring a basketball court. Westgate offers year-round Christmas and Halloween-themed suites, and recently unveiled a Plaid Suite. Surprising no one, we have some ideas for themed suites we’d like to see in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,2,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vegas","category-lasvegashotels","category-las-vegas-wtf"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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It’s a fancy Las Vegas room, but with a twist! Technically, most flavors of Twizzlers (like strawberry and cherry) aren’t licorice, because they don’t use licorice extract. Those are considered “licorice-type candy.” Who cares? We want an edible hotel suite, toot sweet. Fun fact for our fellow youths, “toot sweet” comes from a French phrase, “tout de suite,” which means immediately.<\/p>\n
8. The Pizza-Pie Room<\/h2>\nImagine a hotel where every room is a themed suite based upon different kinds of food. Up your game, Las Vegas!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nWe dream about pizza, so it’s not surprising we’d wish for a pizza-themed hotel suite. It’s worth noting we should receive some sort of commendation for all the pizza puns we are not writing at this very moment.<\/p>\n
9. The Evil Clown Suite<\/h2>\nDo not look under the mattress.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nGone are the days of Ronald and Bozo and Krusty, where clowns brought joy to the masses. Now, it’s all about Pennywise and John Wayne Gacy and the U.S. Congress. Creepy clowns are here to stay, so they deserve their own themed suite.<\/p>\n
10. The Foot Fetish Suite<\/h2>\nIt’s Vegas, we don’t judge. Probably.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nA.I. is still in its infancy, so it’s not great at depicting feet, but the four-toed twin beds were just too good to leave off our list. There’s a much bigger demand for feet than you’d suspect as many young women clearing $450,000 a year can attest. Related: We’re all doomed. See? Still not judging!<\/p>\n
11. The Slammer Suite<\/h2>\nSpend a night in the big house, without the downside like having to interact with lawyers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nEnjoy role-playing? Spend a night as your favorite politician or professional athlete in The Slammer Suite. The in-room dining is terrible and it’s lights out 10:00 p.m., but the good news is you’re assigned a “cell mate” upon check-in to show you the ropes and to keep you warm. Body cavity searches are included with your resort fee.<\/p>\n
12. The Bounce House Suite<\/h2>\nMost people jump on hotel room beds, anyway.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIf you try to pretend you wouldn’t want to stay in The Bounce House Suite, we can’t be friends. Leave the kids at home, this bouncy goodness is for adults only! Las Vegas has an active swingers scene, we’re told, so this suite would pretty much be booked years in advance. You’re welcome, themed suite designers!<\/p>\n
This is the part where we rhetorically ask, “What themed suites you’d like to see offered by a Las Vegas hotel?”<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Themed suites abound at Las Vegas hotels. At Palms, guests can stay in a Kingpin Suite, complete with bowling lanes, or Hardwood Suite, featuring a basketball court. Westgate offers year-round Christmas and Halloween-themed suites, and recently unveiled a Plaid Suite. Surprising no one, we have some ideas for themed suites we’d like to see in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,2,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vegas","category-lasvegashotels","category-las-vegas-wtf"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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We dream about pizza, so it’s not surprising we’d wish for a pizza-themed hotel suite. It’s worth noting we should receive some sort of commendation for all the pizza puns we are not writing at this very moment.<\/p>\n
9. The Evil Clown Suite<\/h2>\nDo not look under the mattress.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nGone are the days of Ronald and Bozo and Krusty, where clowns brought joy to the masses. Now, it’s all about Pennywise and John Wayne Gacy and the U.S. Congress. Creepy clowns are here to stay, so they deserve their own themed suite.<\/p>\n
10. The Foot Fetish Suite<\/h2>\nIt’s Vegas, we don’t judge. Probably.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nA.I. is still in its infancy, so it’s not great at depicting feet, but the four-toed twin beds were just too good to leave off our list. There’s a much bigger demand for feet than you’d suspect as many young women clearing $450,000 a year can attest. Related: We’re all doomed. See? Still not judging!<\/p>\n
11. The Slammer Suite<\/h2>\nSpend a night in the big house, without the downside like having to interact with lawyers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nEnjoy role-playing? Spend a night as your favorite politician or professional athlete in The Slammer Suite. The in-room dining is terrible and it’s lights out 10:00 p.m., but the good news is you’re assigned a “cell mate” upon check-in to show you the ropes and to keep you warm. Body cavity searches are included with your resort fee.<\/p>\n
12. The Bounce House Suite<\/h2>\nMost people jump on hotel room beds, anyway.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIf you try to pretend you wouldn’t want to stay in The Bounce House Suite, we can’t be friends. Leave the kids at home, this bouncy goodness is for adults only! Las Vegas has an active swingers scene, we’re told, so this suite would pretty much be booked years in advance. You’re welcome, themed suite designers!<\/p>\n
This is the part where we rhetorically ask, “What themed suites you’d like to see offered by a Las Vegas hotel?”<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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Gone are the days of Ronald and Bozo and Krusty, where clowns brought joy to the masses. Now, it’s all about Pennywise and John Wayne Gacy and the U.S. Congress. Creepy clowns are here to stay, so they deserve their own themed suite.<\/p>\n
10. The Foot Fetish Suite<\/h2>\nIt’s Vegas, we don’t judge. Probably.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nA.I. is still in its infancy, so it’s not great at depicting feet, but the four-toed twin beds were just too good to leave off our list. There’s a much bigger demand for feet than you’d suspect as many young women clearing $450,000 a year can attest. Related: We’re all doomed. See? Still not judging!<\/p>\n
11. The Slammer Suite<\/h2>\nSpend a night in the big house, without the downside like having to interact with lawyers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nEnjoy role-playing? Spend a night as your favorite politician or professional athlete in The Slammer Suite. The in-room dining is terrible and it’s lights out 10:00 p.m., but the good news is you’re assigned a “cell mate” upon check-in to show you the ropes and to keep you warm. Body cavity searches are included with your resort fee.<\/p>\n
12. The Bounce House Suite<\/h2>\nMost people jump on hotel room beds, anyway.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIf you try to pretend you wouldn’t want to stay in The Bounce House Suite, we can’t be friends. Leave the kids at home, this bouncy goodness is for adults only! Las Vegas has an active swingers scene, we’re told, so this suite would pretty much be booked years in advance. You’re welcome, themed suite designers!<\/p>\n
This is the part where we rhetorically ask, “What themed suites you’d like to see offered by a Las Vegas hotel?”<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Themed suites abound at Las Vegas hotels. At Palms, guests can stay in a Kingpin Suite, complete with bowling lanes, or Hardwood Suite, featuring a basketball court. Westgate offers year-round Christmas and Halloween-themed suites, and recently unveiled a Plaid Suite. Surprising no one, we have some ideas for themed suites we’d like to see in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,2,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vegas","category-lasvegashotels","category-las-vegas-wtf"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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A.I. is still in its infancy, so it’s not great at depicting feet, but the four-toed twin beds were just too good to leave off our list. There’s a much bigger demand for feet than you’d suspect as many young women clearing $450,000 a year can attest. Related: We’re all doomed. See? Still not judging!<\/p>\n
11. The Slammer Suite<\/h2>\nSpend a night in the big house, without the downside like having to interact with lawyers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nEnjoy role-playing? Spend a night as your favorite politician or professional athlete in The Slammer Suite. The in-room dining is terrible and it’s lights out 10:00 p.m., but the good news is you’re assigned a “cell mate” upon check-in to show you the ropes and to keep you warm. Body cavity searches are included with your resort fee.<\/p>\n
12. The Bounce House Suite<\/h2>\nMost people jump on hotel room beds, anyway.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIf you try to pretend you wouldn’t want to stay in The Bounce House Suite, we can’t be friends. Leave the kids at home, this bouncy goodness is for adults only! Las Vegas has an active swingers scene, we’re told, so this suite would pretty much be booked years in advance. You’re welcome, themed suite designers!<\/p>\n
This is the part where we rhetorically ask, “What themed suites you’d like to see offered by a Las Vegas hotel?”<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Themed suites abound at Las Vegas hotels. At Palms, guests can stay in a Kingpin Suite, complete with bowling lanes, or Hardwood Suite, featuring a basketball court. Westgate offers year-round Christmas and Halloween-themed suites, and recently unveiled a Plaid Suite. Surprising no one, we have some ideas for themed suites we’d like to see in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,2,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vegas","category-lasvegashotels","category-las-vegas-wtf"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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Enjoy role-playing? Spend a night as your favorite politician or professional athlete in The Slammer Suite. The in-room dining is terrible and it’s lights out 10:00 p.m., but the good news is you’re assigned a “cell mate” upon check-in to show you the ropes and to keep you warm. Body cavity searches are included with your resort fee.<\/p>\n
12. The Bounce House Suite<\/h2>\nMost people jump on hotel room beds, anyway.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nIf you try to pretend you wouldn’t want to stay in The Bounce House Suite, we can’t be friends. Leave the kids at home, this bouncy goodness is for adults only! Las Vegas has an active swingers scene, we’re told, so this suite would pretty much be booked years in advance. You’re welcome, themed suite designers!<\/p>\n
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Themed suites abound at Las Vegas hotels. At Palms, guests can stay in a Kingpin Suite, complete with bowling lanes, or Hardwood Suite, featuring a basketball court. Westgate offers year-round Christmas and Halloween-themed suites, and recently unveiled a Plaid Suite. Surprising no one, we have some ideas for themed suites we’d like to see in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,2,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vegas","category-lasvegashotels","category-las-vegas-wtf"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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If you try to pretend you wouldn’t want to stay in The Bounce House Suite, we can’t be friends. Leave the kids at home, this bouncy goodness is for adults only! Las Vegas has an active swingers scene, we’re told, so this suite would pretty much be booked years in advance. You’re welcome, themed suite designers!<\/p>\n
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