{"id":38770,"date":"2024-01-02T17:23:20","date_gmt":"2024-01-03T01:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=38770"},"modified":"2024-01-02T18:10:23","modified_gmt":"2024-01-03T02:10:23","slug":"xfl-dumps-vegas-vipers-you-didnt-know-existed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/xfl-dumps-vegas-vipers-you-didnt-know-existed\/","title":{"rendered":"XFL Dumps Vegas Vipers You Didn’t Know Existed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

It seems Las Vegas will have one fewer pro sports teams in 2024, the Vegas Vipers.<\/p>\n

Apparently, the Vegas Vipers were part of the XFL, a sports league. The XFL is exactly like the NFL, but without the burden of being popular or financially viable.<\/p>\n

The XFL is merging with USFL to become the UFL, or United Football League. The merge didn’t include the Vegas Vipers. Glorious and awkward.<\/p>\n

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One day, a Viper, next day, vapor. In Las Vegas, it’s best to not get emotionally attached.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The UFL will have eight teams consisting of five XFL teams and three USFL teams. In short, the Vegas Vipers have been discarded like free Criss Angel tickets.<\/p>\n

The proliferation of sports in Las Vegas has been widely chronicled, a welcome cure for our insomnia.<\/p>\n

Frankly, we think sports have ruined Las Vegas, but that’s for another time.<\/p>\n

Depending upon who you ask, the demise of the Vegas Vipers is tragic or not much of a bummer at all given the fact the team had a smaller attendance than the average thumb fight.<\/p>\n

The Vegas Vipers was last in attendance in the XFL, averaging about 6,000 fans per fame. They lost eight of 10 games in 2023, mostly in an attempt to make the Raiders look like winners.<\/p>\n

Not kidding, their tagline was, “All bite.”<\/p>\n

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All bite, always. Thank you so much #FangGang<\/a> for all of your support! What a ride it was. <\/p>\n

Follow @XFL2023<\/a> for the start of a new era in spring football. pic.twitter.com\/LyOZkzrIkG<\/a><\/p>\n

— Vegas Vipers (@XFLVipers) January 1, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n