{"id":37251,"date":"2023-08-03T17:05:22","date_gmt":"2023-08-04T00:05:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=37251"},"modified":"2023-08-04T15:36:56","modified_gmt":"2023-08-04T22:36:56","slug":"heres-a-metric-ass-ton-of-vegas-news-dumpery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/heres-a-metric-ass-ton-of-vegas-news-dumpery\/","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s a Metric Ass-Ton of Las Vegas News Dumpery"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><body><p>There&rsquo;s a lot happening in Las Vegas, and we are only one person, so we&rsquo;re providing this hastily-slapped-together round-up of news to keep you in the loop about all the latest goings-on.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, all of this news has been shared on Twitter, but you seem to have common sense, so probably don&rsquo;t spend much time there. You also don&rsquo;t seem to be aware Twitter isn&rsquo;t even Twitter anymore, it&rsquo;s X. We are not making this up.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, we are very busy hitting royal flushes on an almost daily basis, so we need to move this along. Here&rsquo;s a metric ass-ton of Vegas news.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_37252\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-37252\" style=\"width: 845px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload wp-image-37252 size-post-thumbnail-crop-845xAUTO\" style=\"border: 1px solid #000000;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"845\" height=\"563\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/hummingbird_newspaper-845x563.jpg\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-37252\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A.I. just keeps winning.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> Durango Casino has announced it will open on Nov. 20, 2023. Durango has been built faster than any casino in recent memory, and will have the usual locals offerings of slot machines, restaurants, slot machines, a 211-room hotel, slot machines and possibly some slot machines.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> Chef Michael Mina is opening a new restaurant, Orla, at Mandalay Bay this winter. The restaurant will go into the former Fleur space and will feature Mediterranean and Greek cuisine.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_33759\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33759\" style=\"width: 1200px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload wp-image-33759\" style=\"border: 1px solid #000000;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/michael_mina.jpg\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-33759\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Michael Mina&rsquo;s StripSteak recently reopened <a href=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/stripsteak-reopens-at-mandalay-bay-following-renovation\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">after a renovation<\/a>.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> F1 is extorting businesses along The Strip and threatening to block views of the race if venues don&rsquo;t pony up. <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2023\/07\/23\/f1-threatens-to-block-las-vegas-clubs-race-views-unless-they-pay-millions-sources\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read more<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> A new Mexican restaurant has opened at Palms, La Popular CDMX. Our inside sources tell us exclusively it features Mexican food.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> Rosa Mexicano is coming to the Miracle Mile Shops&rsquo; former PBR Rock Bar space. We understand this Mexican restaurant will serve Mexican food. Our sources are simply unrivaled.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> A player recently won $1,286,324 at the Las Vegas airport, the second million-dollar win in a month. This win is considered miraculous, as the airport has the tightest slots in Las Vegas, if you don&rsquo;t count Resorts World.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">BIG JACKPOT WIN for the SECOND time in a month!&#128176; Yesterday, another lucky player became a millionaire at LAS &mdash; winning $1,286,324 playing Wheel of Fortune in Terminal 3. <br>&#129297;&#128064; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/j8cDs4SAYw\">pic.twitter.com\/j8cDs4SAYw<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Harry Reid International Airport (@LASairport) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LASairport\/status\/1683890946381959169?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 25, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> The Age of Chivalry Renaissance Festival is back. The nerdfest happens at at Sunset Park, Oct. 13&ndash;15, 2023. We say &ldquo;nerdfest&rdquo; with love. That&rsquo;s because our only broken bone happened during a sword fight while wearing tights. We are not making this up.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1513\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1513\" style=\"width: 800px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload wp-image-1513\" style=\"border: 1px solid #000000;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"531\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/renn_fest1.jpg\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1513\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">We love falconry!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> Kylie Minogue, who Wikipedia says is the highest-selling female Australian artist of all time, will have a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/music-news\/kylie-minogue-announces-las-vegas-residency-venetian-1234796305\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">residency at Venetian<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> Tape Face is moving from Harrah&rsquo;s to MGM Grand, according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal. Tape Face is a wonderfully funny and inventive show, just don&rsquo;t be surprised if the Tape Face you see isn&rsquo;t the actual Tape Face. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/caveat-emptor-your-tape-face-may-not-be-the-tape-face\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Long story<\/a>.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_22026\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-22026\" style=\"width: 800px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload wp-image-22026\" style=\"border: 1px solid #000000;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"Tape Face\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/tape_face2.jpg\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-22026\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tape Face is basically a comedy-mime show. Another fun fact about us, we were once a street mime.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> A new Tipsy Robot has opened at Venetian. Our friend <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lasvegaslocally\/status\/1685564448524972032\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@LasVegasLocally<\/a> was the first to share the news, which is really annoying. It&rsquo;s sort of a baby version of the Tipsy Robot at Planet Hollywood, which we enjoyed a lot.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Tipsy Robot at Venetian is petite! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/KksPyCOtSP\">pic.twitter.com\/KksPyCOtSP<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/VitalVegas\/status\/1686891896021581824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 3, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> We would not know a Bojangles if it landed on us, but 1) we find the name awkward, and 2) Las Vegas is getting <a href=\"https:\/\/www.businesswire.com\/news\/home\/20230731083069\/en\/Viva-Bo*-Vegas-Bojangles-Continues-Westward-Expansion-with-Signing-of-Multi-Unit-Development-Agreement-in-Las-Vegas\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">20 of them<\/a>. The company hasn&rsquo;t provided the locations yet, but some people seem very whipped up about this place. We get a strong Popeye&rsquo;s vibe, so we aren&rsquo;t sure what all the hoopla is about.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> Dita Von Teese will have a residency Horseshoe&rsquo;s Jubilee Theater, &ldquo;Dita Las Vegas: A Jubilant Revue.&rdquo; Sadly, Von Teese hired the same P.R. boneheads who used to work for Sahara, so good luck with that.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_37253\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-37253\" style=\"width: 845px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload wp-image-37253 size-post-thumbnail-crop-845xAUTO\" style=\"border: 1px solid #000000;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"845\" height=\"563\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dita-845x563.jpg\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-37253\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bonus: Zero retouching. (Photo courtesy <a href=\"https:\/\/www.caesars.com\/horseshoe-las-vegas\/shows\/dita-von-teese\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Horseshoe Las Vegas<\/a>.)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> A Hawaii favorite, Zippy&rsquo;s, finally opens in Las Vegas on Oct. 10, 2023. The restaurant has suffered a number of delays. This was a go-to spot when we were growing up in Hawaii, so we&rsquo;re looking to visiting once.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> Our friends at the Las Vegas Advisor have announced their site will <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lasvegasadvisor.com\/question\/lva-com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">no longer be free<\/a>. The O.G. Las Vegas Web site is moving to a fully subscription model, presumably because badass Anthony Curtis is over giving away content for free. The results of this move are predictable, and the news is bittersweet. The fee is nominal ($3 a month or $30 a year), but we all know how that&rsquo;s likely to go. Ultimately, it&rsquo;s a loss of a great source of insight and news. Monetization is a challenge for all content providers, online and off, unless they find a sugar daddy like we did in Casino.org.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> Wolfgang Puck Players Locker <a href=\"https:\/\/vegas.eater.com\/2023\/8\/1\/23815309\/summerlin-wolfgang-puck-restaurant-abruptly-closes-players-locker-lupo-reopen-las-vegas-strip\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">has closed<\/a> in Summerlin. First, successful restaurants don&rsquo;t close. Second, dibs on the liquor they kept on-site for VIPs. One locker, specifically.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Speaking of Wolfgang Puck&rsquo;s Player&rsquo;s Locker in Summerlin, check out the locker of our &ldquo;spirit&rdquo; animal, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DerekJStevens?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@DerekJStevens<\/a>, owner of The D and Golden Gate. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/SGxQA4BTg8\">pic.twitter.com\/SGxQA4BTg8<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/VitalVegas\/status\/1267238243512156161?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 31, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> The reliably great drunchies mecca, American Coney, has temporarily closed at The D for a renovation. Our friend John Mehaffey shared the news on Twitter. Or X. Whatever.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">American Coney Island at The D is temporarily closed for a remodel. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Y6ONcWm2Ys\">pic.twitter.com\/Y6ONcWm2Ys<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; John Mehaffey (@John_Mehaffey) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/John_Mehaffey\/status\/1686820306097410048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 2, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-radius: 0; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"\/vitalvegas\/dist\/images\/common\/transparent_3x2.gif\" alt=\"googie\" width=\"15\" height=\"24\" class=\"lazyload \" data-src=\"https:\/\/vitalvegas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/googie_star.gif\"> Mehaffey also scooped everyone with news the Tuscany is bringing back table games. As with Casino Royale, we tend to skip casinos that remove their tables, so we were glad to hear Tuscany is bringing theirs back. We&rsquo;ve shared that Casino Royale may not be <a href=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/rumor-of-potential-casino-royale-demolition-resurfaces\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">long for this world<\/a>, by the way.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">It appears Tuscany is bringing live table games back. Tables reopened in 2020 but the action never got back off the ground. The tables disappeared in 2021. When Tuscany had a pit, it was the only Las Vegas casino that dealt roulette but not craps. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/08dsW1rDRF\">pic.twitter.com\/08dsW1rDRF<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; John Mehaffey (@John_Mehaffey) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/John_Mehaffey\/status\/1683571962650689538?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 24, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>A new walkway is ready to debut between Vdara and Bellagio.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/BJRushing29\/status\/1687229064535277569<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it&rsquo;s a lot of news. Imagine what it&rsquo;s like to be us! You get to just breeze in and skim this and you probably aren&rsquo;t even wearing pants right now. Neither are we, but that&rsquo;s not the point. The point is we are one person trying to keep track of all this without the use of a fully-functioning brain. We used to blame our cognitive challenges on playing with mercury from broken thermometers, but a guy at a meet-up told us that kind of mercury doesn&rsquo;t easily absorb through the skin. We also used to blame it on fillings. And Captain Morgan. But we&rsquo;re pretty sure it&rsquo;s just a case of having too much useless Las Vegas information in our head. Not to mention the fact another part of our brain is set aside for wondering if a word we made up, &ldquo;dumpery,&rdquo; has one &ldquo;p&rdquo; or two!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, thanks for letting us get some of it out. More to come, as always.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&rsquo;s a lot happening in Las Vegas, and we are only one person, so we&rsquo;re providing this hastily-slapped-together round-up of news to keep you in the loop about all the latest goings-on. 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