Twitter account<\/a>. Only casino marketers can make something fun so boring.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nNo reason has been given for the decision to end toplessness at Bare.<\/p>\n
It’s possible business sagged, but it’s more likely the poolside nipplefest didn’t fit the Hard Rock International vibe. Hard Rock is owned by the Seminole tribe.<\/p>\n
Mirage becomes Hard Rock in 2025 after a major overhaul and building of a new guitar-shaped hotel tower.<\/p>\nThey don’t make trombones big enough to encapsulate this level of sadness.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nWhile we aren’t a pool person, we are a big fan of toplessness.<\/p>\n
Thankfully, Las Vegas still has some topless pools, although, resorts don’t often trumpet those offerings. If you’re Googling “topless pools,” the euphemism is “European-style,” just to keep things classy.<\/p>\n
The list of topless pools in Las Vegas is definitely experiencing some shrinkage. (Cue the “It was in the pool!” jokes.)<\/p>\n
Wynn and Encore have European pools, as does Mandalay Bay (Moorea Beach Club).<\/p>\n
While not at a resort, Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club has a topless pool, and that includes some very attractive cocktail servers. Look, we were doing research for our blog. It’s called “investigative journalism.”<\/p>\n
Strat used to have a topless pool, Radius, but its pools are now family-friendly.<\/p>\n
The Venus pool at Caesars lost its topless status in 2019.<\/p>\n
For a town that touts its “anything goes” mentality (or used to), Las Vegas doesn’t really push too many boundaries, especially when it comes to nudity and its distant cousin, prostitution.<\/p>\n
Our friends in Europe are like, “Why is this even a thing?” Europeans don’t have European-style pools. They just have pools. Sun’s out, everything’s pretty much out. The way Mother Nature intended.<\/p>\n
We knew Las Vegas was becoming less fun when they changed the slogan from “What happens here, stays here” to “What happens here, only happens here.” Conventions. Yawn.<\/p>\n
We never went to Bare, but the end of toplessness there is disappointing nonetheless.<\/p>\n
Tan lines suck. Are you with us, ladies?<\/p>\n
Las Vegas was built on bosoms, and possibly gambling, but mostly bosoms. We demand more, not fewer.<\/p>\n
If we ever run for public office, that’s going to be our platform.<\/p>\n
“Mayor or bust!”<\/p>\n
Oh, like you didn’t see that coming.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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