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Another day, another sportsball team for Las Vegas and it’s hard to imagine something about which we care less.<\/p>\n

Due to it being a slow news day, we’re still going to share it.<\/p>\n

The XFL, some sort of football league predicted to last upwards of six months, debuts on Feb. 18, 2023 and the Las Vegas team will be called the Vegas Vipers.<\/p>\n

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Vipers can live up to 20 years, or about 20 times longer than the last two attempts at having an XFL, combined.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

We are all excited about our new team until we read the blurb on the team’s Twitter page: “As blinding as the lights of the Vegas strip they call home. They and their fans have an instinct on when to go all in.”<\/p>\n

It’s clear someone who has experienced a good number of head injuries wrote that copy.<\/p>\n

Here’s the sizzle reel the Vegas Vipers shared to announce their name and logo.<\/p>\n

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The Vipers are as dazzling as the Vegas strip from which they hail. Moving with precision and instinct, they incapacitate anyone unlucky enough to move into their line of fire.#XFL2023<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/55Z9K2024m<\/a><\/p>\n

— Vegas Vipers (@XFLVipers) October 31, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n