{"id":32122,"date":"2022-04-20T15:40:15","date_gmt":"2022-04-20T22:40:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=32122"},"modified":"2022-04-20T15:44:29","modified_gmt":"2022-04-20T22:44:29","slug":"no-brainer-las-vegas-named-kinkiest-place-in-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/no-brainer-las-vegas-named-kinkiest-place-in-america\/","title":{"rendered":"No-Brainer: Las Vegas Named Kinkiest Place in America"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

In news we’re only sharing because it’s a slow news day, Las Vegas has been named the kinkiest place in the U.S.<\/p>\n

London was ranked the kinkiest city in the world, but this is not “Vital London,” despite that being a very enticing idea.<\/p>\n

In a study’s super scientific 40-point kinky scale, London rated a 38.7, edging out Las Vegas by one point (at 37.6). Clearly, appealing food is not considered kinky.<\/p>\n

Oh, snap, as the kids say.<\/p>\n

\"Stripper\"
Las Vegas is a judgment-free zone. Blogs are exempt, of course.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

As with most moronic studies, this one had a very specific set of factors upon which cities were measured: Destinations were ranked on the number of sex events, the number of people on OnlyFans and the number of porn stars named after the city.<\/p>\n

We are very grateful the criteria wasn’t based upon stripper names, or Las Vegas might’ve lost its top spot to Crystal City, Missouri or Jade City, British Columbia.<\/p>\n

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Source, TheBottleClub.com<\/a>, whatever that might be.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

According to TheBottleClub.com<\/a>, Las Vegas “has 88 sex events on offer at a time, a large fetish community of 42,428, over 6,000 people working on OnlyFans and 38 porn stars named after the city.”<\/p>\n

The least kinky city in the survey was Oslo, Norway, but only because we’ve never been to Norway, if you get our drift.<\/p>\n

There’s no denying Las Vegas is sexy.<\/p>\n

For example, Las Vegas boasts what’s promoted as the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, Sapphire. The popular strip club has “100,000-square-feet of topless entertainment.”<\/p>\n

Las Vegas would’ve scored even higher on the kinky survey if Sapphire had 100,000 square feet of feet. Just saying.<\/p>\n

Sex is everywhere in Las Vegas, and phallic symbols abound<\/a>, from the Eiffel Tower replica at Paris to Luxor’s obelisk and the granddaddy of them all, The Strat.<\/p>\n

\"Strat
Sometimes a tower is just a tower!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Las Vegas has an active swingers community, and we did a walking tour of the Green Door<\/a> on our of our most popular podcast episodes, ever.<\/p>\n

If you’re still reading this story, you obviously qualify as one of the kinky people mentioned in the study, so you’ll want to read our 11 Things to Consider When Choosing a Las Vegas Hotel Room for the Best Sex<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Scientific validity of the kinkiest city study aside, Sin City is a bastion of adults doing consensual things the rest of the world is too uptight to do. Except London, you freaks.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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