{"id":32039,"date":"2022-04-13T13:14:21","date_gmt":"2022-04-13T20:14:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=32039"},"modified":"2024-10-25T08:48:19","modified_gmt":"2024-10-25T15:48:19","slug":"new-topless-show-rouge-to-open-at-the-strat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-topless-show-rouge-to-open-at-the-strat\/","title":{"rendered":"New Topless Show, “Rouge,” To Open at The Strat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

A new show strictly for grown-ups, “Rouge,” opens at The Strat on April 16, 2022.<\/p>\n

“Rouge” isn’t just a show, according to a news release, “It’s a journey of seduction and adult adventure designed to unleash one’s fantasies mixed with some extreme humor.”<\/p>\n

We are big fan of toplessness and extreme humor, so “Rouge” has our attention.<\/p>\n

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Just trying to ease you into the full cast photo.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

“Rouge” comes from the producer of “Wow” at Rio and “Extravaganza” at Bally’s, Hanoch Rosenn.<\/p>\n

The show announcement continues, “The provocative cast of 18 stunningly gorgeous topless women and men will stimulate your senses, as well as please and tease your inner voyeur.”<\/p>\n

About which we don’t know how to feel, honestly.<\/p>\n

We get topless female revues like “Fantasy” and “X Burlesque.” We also get male revues like Chippendales and Thunder From Down Under.<\/p>\n

We don’t easily grasp revues with both dudes and ladies so much.<\/p>\n

Let’s break it down using the promotional photo from “Rouge.”<\/p>\n

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It’s like being alternatively drenched in liquid Viagra and ice water.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Here’s what happened with us when viewing the photo from left to right: “Yes, no, hello, out, hi, WTF, Nomi!, go, wow, howdy, hawt, meh, sup, please, schwing, porn stache, goodness, damn.”<\/p>\n

At first glance, “Rouge” appears to be a roller coaster of emotion.<\/p>\n

If the show’s for dudes, dudes sort of ruin the mojo. If it’s for women, are these guys hunky enough? All due respect.<\/p>\n

Admittedly, we are old-fashioned and like knowing what we’re getting into when we attend a topless show. Y’know, this.<\/p>\n

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This is our topless revue comfort zone. “Rouge” may require some compartmentalization.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

It’s also worth mentioning we were really, really wrong about the longevity of “Wow” and “Extravaganza,” so it’s quite possible we’re wrong about this, too.<\/p>\n

The news release makes it clear this isn’t just your run-of-the-mill topless revue, as the show “combines ‘sexpertise’ with acrobats, aerialists, dancers, contortionists, comedians, hand balancers and more, while transporting audiences into a fully immersive sensual experience.”<\/p>\n

That explains the guy with the porn stache.<\/p>\n

So, it’s a topless “Absinthe,” apparently.<\/p>\n

Which is not a bad thing, despite the baffled look on the face of our sexual organ.<\/p>\n

Try and unsee that.<\/p>\n

Despite our judgy tone, we look forward to seeing “Rouge,” despite the fact its official name is “Rouge: The Sexiest Show in Vegas.” That’s a longshot, thanks largely to “Chippendales” and “Fantasy.” But a lofty goal, so have at it, “Rouge.”<\/p>\n

“Rouge” performs Tuesday through Sunday at 10:00 p.m., dark Monday, with an additional show on Tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. Tickets start at $49. Guests must be 18 or older.<\/p>\n

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