Wait for it.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n“Why is it perfect for Las Vegas?” you ask, petulantly.<\/p>\n
Well, “teton” means “teat” (or boob) in French. (Hence, the Grand Tetons means “big boobs,” because of the mountain range’s shape.) “Promenade,” of course, can mean “dance.”<\/p>\n
So, “Promenade Teton” would mean “booby dance.” We understand there are establishments in Las Vegas capable of providing just that.<\/p>\n
Fingers crossed.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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