{"id":1437,"date":"2013-09-09T10:59:04","date_gmt":"2013-09-09T17:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=1437"},"modified":"2013-09-09T11:07:11","modified_gmt":"2013-09-09T18:07:11","slug":"how-to-eat-free-in-las-vegas-every-single-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/how-to-eat-free-in-las-vegas-every-single-time\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Eat Free in Las Vegas, Every Single Time"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Some Las Vegas restaurants can put a serious dent in your budget, so here’s a step-by-step way to eat free in Las Vegas, guaranteed.<\/p>\n

Step 1: Go to the Heart Attack Grill
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

It’s downtown, near the new Slotzilla zipline ride<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"Bonus:<\/a>
Bonus: It’s easy to remember the name of this Las Vegas eatery.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Step 2: Weigh 350 Pounds or More<\/strong><\/p>\n

Just step on the weight scale outside the restaurant, and if you weigh 350 pounds or more, eat up, free of charge!<\/p>\n

\"We're<\/a>
We’re not kidding.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Of course, there are other ways to eat free in Las Vegas (like gambling a lot and getting a casino comp), but this is the easiest we’ve found.<\/p>\n

Also free at the Heart Attack Grill is the “entertainment.” Customers wear hospital garb (if you agree to accept a spanking from a sexy nurse, you get to keep your gown), and employees wheel out bloated customers in wheelchairs. Spanking nurse videos here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Also amusing is the restaurant’s Octuple Bypass Burger, which the restaurant says holds the Guinness World Record for “Most Caloric Burger.”<\/p>\n

Oh, and the signs are priceless.<\/p>\n

\"We<\/a>
We don’t necessarily condone this, but it also doesn’t mean we’re not going to share it.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

When you visit the Heart Attack Grill, a sense of humor is recommended to fully appreciate the tongue-in-cheek fun.<\/p>\n

If you find the restaurant’s offbeat humor offensive, the Heart Attack Grill calls your outrage, and goes “all in” with this retort.<\/p>\n

\"It's<\/a>
It’s good to be proactive.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Access to the Heart Attack Grill restaurant, downtown, has been made a tad more difficult lately, due to the construction of Slotzilla. A fenced-in construction area has caused some pedestrian congestion akin to a clogged artery, which is perfectly suited to the Heart Attack Grill, come to think of it.<\/p>\n

Only in Vegas, baby!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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