Clash of The Goons: Now, This is a Big Deal

Forget AJ vs Ruiz. This is the real fight we’re all waiting for…

In the red corner, raising the minimum wage to an incredible 150 pounds: the labour leader since 2015. He’s mean, lean and made from steel! The man, the contender, the legend from the tough streets of Finsbury Park: Jeremy ‘Cobra’ Corbyn!

Annnnd in the blue corner, weighing an impressive 220 pounds: the conservative connoisseur who’s still not dead in a ditch. Some call him posh, some call him a pushover, but if he’s hungry for the fight he will tuck you up like Eton mess! Please give it up for the current prime champ: Boris ‘Bone-Crusher’ Johnson!

Of course, tonight’s live TV debate at 20.30 is the final time Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn will go head-to-head before the election.

The opinion polls suggest the Conservatives are ahead so it’s up to BoJo to keep momentum going. Corbyn will need to throw in some good punches in order to convince people he’s worthy of wearing the No 10 Belt after December 12.

Neither are a set bet, though. Our political betting expert has shared his tips on how to bet on the UK general election and where he believes you should be putting your money.

Walk Out Song

Jeremy ‘Cobra’ Corbyn will be walking out to Stormzy’s Vossi Bop.

We asked the ‘Cobra’ why this song?
He replied: “Listen, sir. I could never die, I’m Chuck Norris. F**k the government and F**k Boris.”

Nationality: British
Age: 70
Party: Labour Party
Weight: 150lbs
Height: 1.75m
Reach: 18-24 year olds
Stance: Left

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…and BoJo?

He’s chosen Remember the Name by Fort Minor:

We caught up with the ‘Bone-Crusher’ and he had a lot to say to his opponent: “Corbyn… after I’m done with you, you’ll have a hundred percent reason to remember the name, pal.’

Nationality: British
Age: 55
Weight: 220lbs
Party: The Conservatives
Height: 1.75m
Reach: £80k+/annum
Stance: Right

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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!