10 Worst Casino Puns of All Time

10 Worst Casino Puns of All Time

We’ve searched high and low for jokes with gambling puns and have come up with a list of the most cringeworthy.

Brace yourselves; they’re bad.

1. “I make a bet with a local farmer each year as to which lamb will jump highest. I like a gambol.”
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2. “Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I had a chip on my shoulder.”
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3. “I’m going to an Abba themed poker night. The winner takes it all.”

4. “Lost money betting with one of the big cats at the zoo. Think he was a cheetah.”
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5. “I used to love eating chips until I got barred from the casino.”
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6. “Why did the British blonde bring French fries to the casino? – She was told to bring her own chips.”

7. “Why can’t pirates play cards? Because they’re standing on the deck!”
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8. “Ever hear about the sarcastic gambler? Yeah, he was a real eye-roller!”

9. “How’s a casino like a good woman? Liquor in the front, poker in the back!”


10. “What do craps dealers eat for dessert? Dice pudding.”

Just. No.

If you’ve got a casino pun that deserves a place on this list, I’d love to hear it. Either tweet me @KeatonBrooke or email your terrible jokes to brooke.keaton@casino.org.